trestirarelz – n. a co-worker who always seems to eat the same stuff at work. It always smells awful, too.
suox – n. a song that you have in your library that was labeled as a different artist than it actually is and you were unaware that it was an incorrect artist, so when someone tells you the song is actually by a different artist you are surprised.
Ex. My copy of Carry On My Wayward Son was a suox — it was always labeled as being by Boston until I learned it was actually Kansas in an embarrassing fashion!
miucinturagirn – n. a situation that in the pursuit of conserving or saving something from being wasted, you actually waste more than you would have otherwise
sariano – n. coffee that you prepared but forgot to drink in time so now it is no longer the perfect cup of coffee you had so desired
The process can only be initiated when a static sign stating “slushy will be ready in 20 minutes” is on an empty slushy machine. If it has not yet happened, the sign will still read 20 minutes, so you should come back in 20 minutes and check again. Repeat until it happens, otherwise it doesn’t happen.
dintumar – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty driveway
puestoari – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty penis
porlogeneralpierde – n. an idiot who likes to complain about how the United States doesn’t use the SI system of measurements instead of Imperial units. Shut the fuck up already, no one cares!
blarx – n. a roll of register tape that starts curving its receipts sooner than a usual roll of register tape
ruarneveum – n. a sudden flood of customers in an empty convenience store
eeenbu – n. a completely or nearly used roll of register tape
ouscuen – n. a song sung by a washed up middle-aged adult singer
ahusg – n. a song sung by a child or a chorus of children exclusively. There are no middle-aged washed up adult singers allowed
gasuha – n. someone who says “microwave” like “mahcroway”
ralb – n. the situation in which oil prices go down, but gas prices go up
Ex. California is in a ralb right now.