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Whoa, did we miss another week?  Sorry ya’ll, but this week we’ll take a look at The Little Mermaid, Snow White, and how they’re both kind of crappy movies.  The reason why we’re even bothering?  Because Billy never watched it before last week!

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The Evil Queen should have put Snow White into a sleeper hold and then shot her.

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Little Mermaid run time – 83 minutes

Snow White run time – 83 minutes

D:

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Who would do a credit for “Birds”?  Purv Pullen, of course.

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Bedtime for Bonzo… a movie with Ronald Reagan and a chimpanzee!  I’d guess its a movie about killing a lab chimpanzee from the title.

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Squackle Film Festival, with Troll 2 to begin and to end!  Also featuring Strange Saga of Hiroshi the Sex Machine and Hooking Up.  More movies to be announced at a later date.

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Wouldn’t YOU like to penetrate the Little Mermaid?

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Sebastian is just a scrotum with a huge penis coming out of it along with pincers.  A dick with pincers, even.

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Ariel would qualify for being an episode of Hoarders.

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TWO new Snow White movies?  Whyyyyy?  Number 1.  Number 2.

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Who the fuck is that guy in the mirror?  It must be Zordon.

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The fairest one of all?

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WHO PUT A DICK IN THIS BOX?

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Whatever you do, don’t search for “Little Mermaid Hentai…”

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Will it be two weeks or next week that we do the next podcast?  No one knows.