ONE OF LIFE’S IRONIES: Did you ever notice that postmen always seem to collect mail ten minutes before the collection times listed on the mail boxes?
The irony of the horse track: How can a horse player believe the odds are in his favor when the betting lines are ten times longer than the lines to collect on winning tickets?
The irony of modern medicine: Hospitals make you better and medical bills make you sick.
Life is ironic. The friends who would do anything for you are always the ones you can’t stand.
Isn’t it ironic that doing things that you’re not supposed to do is always fun?
THE IRONY OF TEACHING: The good kids you have to pass to the next grade, while the bad kids end up spending another year with you.
yop – v. to die on your birthday
ank – v. to kill someone with a First Aid pack. Ironic isn’t it?