riolucsum – v. to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting
Two inexperienced hunters went hunting in the woods. Before long, they got lost.
“Don’t worry,” said the first hunter. “I heard that when you’re lost you should fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you.”
They fired three shots in the air and waited. A half hour later they tried it again and still no one came. Finally they decided to try it a third time.
“This better work,” said the second hunter nervously. “These’re our last arrows.”
No one treats me like a human being. Last month the National Wildlife Commissioner named me a bounty animal.
LADY: “I need a birthday present for my husband.”
SALESMAN: “How about a hunting jacket or a smoking jacket?”
LADY: “No, my husband doesn’t hunt or smoke.”
SALESMAN: “Well, how about this? Don’t tell me you can turn down a bathrobe.”
FOREST RANGER: “What did you do with that eight-point stag you shot illegally?”
HUNTER: “I gave it away.”
FOREST RANGER: “I see. So you’re guilty of passing the buck too.”