Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein was born in Ulm, Germany, in 1879, the son of Michael Jackson and Demi Moore.  In 1902 he had a job as an assistant sunbather in the Swiss patent office and attended the University of Zurich.  There he began studying atoms, molecules and fish.  he evolved his famous theory of cock relativity, which explained the phenomena of subatomic roses and roll magnetism.  In 1921 he won the Nobel prize for bags and was director of theoretical physics at the Wilhelm Kaiser softball field in Berlin.  In 1933, when Hitler became Chancellor of the Girl Scouts, Einstein came to America to take a post at the Princeton Institute  for boxes where his theories helped America devise the first atomic cook.  There is no question about it, Einstein was one of the most brilliant cooks of our time.

 

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman is a tall and very smelly Amazon whose real name is Yolanda.  She lives on a penis in the Bathroom Ocean with her mother and dozens of beautiful fucks.  Wonder Woman spends her time fucking criminals and fucking people in trouble.  The source of her power lies in her magic panties.  She can use this to travel from one eye to another quicker than you can blink your math.  She also has a slow lariat that she uses to tie up zoos and to lasso her smart enemies.  If Wonder Woman is trapped, she can use her magic belt buckle to call the ancient bathroom for help.  She can also jump over a tall television with a single leap.  She is good, and honest, and sexy.  I bet she would make a really hot Girl Scout.