I hate you

You hate me

Barney is the cause of World War Three

With some shotguns on our backs

And something with infrared

Let’s go blow off Barney’s head!

Tags: dinosaur, head, shotgun, war, world

Tagged People: MR. mister

It happened one day in the studio

Dancing around in a do-si-do

Knocked over a candle and he starts to burn

Uh-oh Barneys on fire

It’s what we’ve always desired

We’ll watch the flames get higher

Just don’t try to put him out!

Tags: dance, dinosaur, fire

Tagged People: Zacha

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Tags: dinosaur, sex

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang Barney in a tree

With a stick up his butt,

And a bullet in his wiener.

Tags: bullet, butt, dinosaur, penis, tree

Tagged People: LaLa

Submitted using the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

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This form was submitted:  May 08 2004 / 22:36:19

name = the killer
email =
use_email = no
song = tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a ji i joe moma called the doctor and said oops! barneys dead shot in the head  squirting out red! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Tags: blood, dinosaur, doctor, head

Tagged People: the killer

I hate you

You hate me

We’re gonna kill Barney

With a shotgun blast and we’ll toss him down a well,

Barney’s gonna burn in hell.

Tags: dinosaur, hell, shotgun

Tagged People: Andrea Huckstep

I woke up from bed

The news said

Barneys dead! (Finally)

I can’t believe they said

That gay dino who is sick in the head

Is finally dead.

Tags: Barney, dinosaur, gay, head

Tagged People: The hapest THING ON EARTH

I hate you

You love me

Let’s get together and

Kill barney and broadcast on T.V.

With a shotgun right up his big candy ass.

Tags: Barney, dinosaur, shotgun

Tagged People: sum one with a license

I hate you

You hate me

Barney gave me HIV

It started with a kiss

And went to far

In the back of Barney’s car.

Tags: Barney, dinosaur, HIV

Tagged People: barney is a loser

Barney is a dinosaur who just died yesterday.

We stuffed his body in a card board box and sent it.

Who did we send it to?

We sent it to baby bop.

Baby Bop threw up and now we’ll have to clean it up!

Barney is perished so we threw a party!

Tags: baby, Barney, dinosaur, party

Tagged People: Alex

Sung to “Itsy Bitsy Spider.”

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Went a spider and bit off Barney’s head,

Down came the blood dripping off his head,

Out came the bombs and blew him all away,

And the itsy bitsy dinosaur has no more life today.

Tags: Barney, blood, dinosaur, spider

Tagged People: me

I hate you,

You hate me

Let’s tie barney to a tree

You get the matches,

I’ll get the gas

We’ll barney into ash.

Tags: Barney, dinosaur, fire, gas, match, tree

Tagged People: me

Sung to Row Row Row Your Boat.

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Row, row, row your boat

Gently down a stream,

Throw a barney overboard and listen to him scream,

Five days later chewin on his underwear,

Wish he had another pair,

Five days later eaten by a polar bear

And that’s how Barney died.

Tags: Barney, dinosaur, polar bear, underwear

Tagged People: me

He’s so fat,

He’s so gay,

Let’s make Barney stand and say,

I’m a big fat dope and I don’t deserve to live,

Please help me jump off a bridge!

Tags: Barney, bridge, dinosaur, fat, gay

Tagged People: The Serra

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission.

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This form was submitted:  May 19 2005 / 21:10:05

name = fuck barney
song = Oh fuck barney he should die in a fire then be hung on a stick to dry out then throw him in the bond fire

Tags: Barney, dinosaur, fire

Tagged People: fuck barney