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Quote #23937

July 21st, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

Note: This person’s user name was “IThriveForBlood”

“No, I do NOT thrive for blood. I don’t know why this is my username. I did not create it or choose it. I logged in one day and there it was. So don’t ask me if I am a vampire or any stupid crap like that. I wont answer you and will ignore you, because it will show that you did not read my profile.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23910

July 11th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

My self-summary

“I like to fuck guys”

I’m really good at

“Sex! What else?”

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

“Pornos, Enchiladas, I’m not a reader :(”

The six things I could never do without

“Sex, Lingere, Food, Men, Living, Breasts”

On a typical Friday night I am

“Watching pornos and eating chinese food. Also shopping w my girlfriends.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23881

June 19th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“This is probably a bad idea since I am already dating someone. Sorry guys!”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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icaodoblarxouscuen

June 3rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

icaodoblarxouscuen – n. the unfortunate situation in which you message someone on a dating web site and they respond to you, but on second look you accidentally glossed over something very important that would have caused you to not message them, but now you are in the situation in which they responded to you and keep responding to you when you message them.

Ex. I got myself into a icaodoblarxouscuen today.

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#23794: davepoobond -> clairebyoot

April 1st, 2015 Posted in Chat Logs, Stupid IMs No Comments »

On Plenty of Fish…

davepoobond: Star Trek or Star Wars?

clairebyoot: Easy- Star Wars

davepoobond: Uh oh, I don’t know how easy that is! I like them both, but I’m more into the hard sci-fi rather than the fantasy sci-fi. What’s your favorite Star Wars character?

11 days later…

clairebyoot: Hmmmmm the Emperor and Darth Vader actually Darth Vader is my guy I’m sticking with that. Any you?

davepoobond: Original Trilogy would probably be Han Solo, prequel trilogy would be a tie between Jar Jar and Qui Gon. Jar Jar is hilarious to me because of his voice and everyone getting mad at him being a character. Do you have a favorite movie from the series?

clairebyoot: I hate jar jar deeply this will never work. Good luck on POF

davepoobond: lol :( it was a joke…

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Quote #23724

December 8th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I wanna get married with someone who is white lol and love me the most and have kids,big dog but puppy,and kittens. And live in small house <3 ”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23723

December 8th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I’m serious and please don’t think I’m sexually attractive because I hate to hear that and I’m just being honest ”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23717

November 2nd, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

I am independent but far from being a feminist. I like a manly man with a good mix of chivalry/swag(for lack of a better word) Basically, a man who will open the door for me but smack my butt as I walk by.

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23709

October 11th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

ATTN: Don’t hit me up if you are not ready to go

I love to suck****and ball and ride a big****until it cum to book me its 15 b4 i leave my house and 50 dollar when i get to ur house its for 1 hour please have ur address and cell # ready if your not bookin me today do not message me please don not message me for convo u will get no reply thanx now let me come milk u”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23704

September 1st, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

Hello there :). Im Carmen :D

Well here’s the dealio LOL. Umm Im kinda in a messed up situation right now and I really need some help and well lets just say I can return the favor… Sort off. LOL.

Anyways, here’s whats happening right now in my life. I moved here for college and I’m going into business and I didn’t really have a place to stay. I had a couple hundred dollars so I ended up leasing an apartment and I never knew that If I didn’t pay the monthly rent I’d be screwed financially. I’ve actually been looking around for a job and right now I can’t really find one anywhere and my friend gave me the idea to sell my nudes that I took for my BF for his birthday and he’s not getting them for obvious reasons ;)!.

I have about 600+ pics and a video I made for him but he’s not getting them anymore LOL. He left me for this fat chick and I guess thats too bad for him. Anyways so I set up this online shop place where you can get my stuff, Its actually right here: <spam URL here>”

– a spammer’s profile on a dating site pretending to be a hot girl

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Quote #23703

August 30th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

My Self Summary

“DONT ASK TO KNOW ME ASK TO PAY ME..U THINK I CARE ABOUT STUPID RELASTIONSHIPS OR SQUARE SHIT …I’m foxx I like tats Fashion money cars cloths nd girls I hate gay dudes meaning street dudes that like anal.. #nasty#downlow#notcool… stay away anal likers”

You Should Message Me If

“U tryna get money turn up.. see sum strippers I hate dum questions I’M a escort let’s clear the air… so don’t ask ..talk money lean pills and dro.. that’s the only thing im into..fucc u getting to know.me or me knowing u..let’s get to the point”

– from a girl’s “dating” profile

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Quote #23700

August 20th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

Fair warning when your with me I want to be paid attention to I am like bringing a puppy home, I get lonely and I love like a dog I will always be there win you need me and will stand by your side if you love dogs you’ll love me…

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23693

July 31st, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“In order to get along with me, you have to be an ***hole. Not a full-blown ***hole, but not a non-***hole either. If you’re half an ***hole, we’ll get along just fine.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23660

July 11th, 2014 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

“I have a wonderful lifetime slave, meaning that I own him and there is no point in time at which he will ever stop serving me. However, I am open to accepting one female submissive or slave as well.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23659

July 11th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I’m a pretty flexible person who likes yarn (I knit and crochet), french fries, and Netflix.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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