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Quote #23724

December 8th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I wanna get married with someone who is white lol and love me the most and have kids,big dog but puppy,and kittens. And live in small house <3 ”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23723

December 8th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I’m serious and please don’t think I’m sexually attractive because I hate to hear that and I’m just being honest ”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23717

November 2nd, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

I am independent but far from being a feminist. I like a manly man with a good mix of chivalry/swag(for lack of a better word) Basically, a man who will open the door for me but smack my butt as I walk by.

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23709

October 11th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

ATTN: Don’t hit me up if you are not ready to go

I love to suck****and ball and ride a big****until it cum to book me its 15 b4 i leave my house and 50 dollar when i get to ur house its for 1 hour please have ur address and cell # ready if your not bookin me today do not message me please don not message me for convo u will get no reply thanx now let me come milk u”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23704

September 1st, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

Hello there :). Im Carmen :D

Well here’s the dealio LOL. Umm Im kinda in a messed up situation right now and I really need some help and well lets just say I can return the favor… Sort off. LOL.

Anyways, here’s whats happening right now in my life. I moved here for college and I’m going into business and I didn’t really have a place to stay. I had a couple hundred dollars so I ended up leasing an apartment and I never knew that If I didn’t pay the monthly rent I’d be screwed financially. I’ve actually been looking around for a job and right now I can’t really find one anywhere and my friend gave me the idea to sell my nudes that I took for my BF for his birthday and he’s not getting them for obvious reasons ;)!.

I have about 600+ pics and a video I made for him but he’s not getting them anymore LOL. He left me for this fat chick and I guess thats too bad for him. Anyways so I set up this online shop place where you can get my stuff, Its actually right here: <spam URL here>”

– a spammer’s profile on a dating site pretending to be a hot girl

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Quote #23703

August 30th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

My Self Summary

“DONT ASK TO KNOW ME ASK TO PAY ME..U THINK I CARE ABOUT STUPID RELASTIONSHIPS OR SQUARE SHIT …I’m foxx I like tats Fashion money cars cloths nd girls I hate gay dudes meaning street dudes that like anal.. #nasty#downlow#notcool… stay away anal likers”

You Should Message Me If

“U tryna get money turn up.. see sum strippers I hate dum questions I’M a escort let’s clear the air… so don’t ask ..talk money lean pills and dro.. that’s the only thing im into..fucc u getting to know.me or me knowing u..let’s get to the point”

– from a girl’s “dating” profile

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Quote #23700

August 20th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

Fair warning when your with me I want to be paid attention to I am like bringing a puppy home, I get lonely and I love like a dog I will always be there win you need me and will stand by your side if you love dogs you’ll love me…

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23693

July 31st, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“In order to get along with me, you have to be an ***hole. Not a full-blown ***hole, but not a non-***hole either. If you’re half an ***hole, we’ll get along just fine.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23660

July 11th, 2014 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

“I have a wonderful lifetime slave, meaning that I own him and there is no point in time at which he will ever stop serving me. However, I am open to accepting one female submissive or slave as well.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23659

July 11th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I’m a pretty flexible person who likes yarn (I knit and crochet), french fries, and Netflix.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23589

December 20th, 2013 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

First Date:

“Sprinke me baby”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23588

December 20th, 2013 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“19TEEN , 4’6 (FUNSiZE) , BiSEXUAL , LiViN LiFE NEED THAT ONE TO MAKE MY HEART lbs. I 3 SEXY FEMS. iM BLESSED iN ALL THE RiGHT PLACES? Any more questions ask !!!!?”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23587

December 20th, 2013 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I hate being single. But then being hurt and toyed with over and over again. I rather be single”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23586

December 20th, 2013 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

About:

“Only god can judge me”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23585

December 20th, 2013 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“My life is so boring… Everyday is the same. My boyfriend is busying working and cannot always being around me. I want to have some fun with some guys, and try some non-Asian style.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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