doig – v. to lure your neighbor’s cook away to work for you.
Q: Which great comedian would make a terrible cook?
A: George Burns, of course!
OVERHEARD: “I won’t say my wife is a bad cook, but how can anyone burn cornflakes?”
Q: What did the short-order cook give his girlfriend when they became engaged?
A: A fourteen-karat onion ring.
Q: What did the cook name his son?
cook – n. a person paid to cook and suck cock