trataria – v. to honk your horn whenever you pass another car
divueltooer – n. a gorilla in the backseat of your car
prizreut – v. to park vehicle for a minimum of 8 hours. Then repeat steps 2 through 12. DO NOT REPEAT STEP 1.
eheuarfa – v. from a stop, accelerating to 104 Km/h (65 MPH). Then decelerate at closed throttle until 64 Km/h (40 MPH) (no brakes). Repeat this 3 times.
tolaraonmuevenraur – v. from a stop and in overdrive, moderately accelerating to 80 Km/h (50 MPH) and cruising for at least 15 seconds. You then stop vehicle and repeat without overdrive to 64 Km/h (40 MPH) cruising for at least 30 seconds. While at 64 Km/h (40 MPH), you activate overdrive and accelerate to 80 Km/h (50 MPH) and cruise for at least 15 seconds. You then Stop for at least 20 seconds and repeat the whole sequence five times.
sotuuee – v. to bring your vehicle to a stop and then idle with transmission in drive for 2 minutes.
ilergnaso – v. from a stop, accelerating to 72 Km/h (45 MPH) at 1/2 to 3/4 throttle. And then repeating that 3 times.
enavitmbe – v. to drive in stop and go traffic conditions, driving at five different constant cruise speeds, ranging from 40 to 72 Km/h (25 to 45 MPH) over a 10 minute period.
godetnaon – v. to cruise at 72 to 104 Km/h (45 to 64 MPH) for 10 minutes (avoid sharp turns and hills)
osunsirde – v. to idle your vehicle for 15 seconds, then drive at 64 Km/h (40 MPH) until the engine temperature is at least 76.7 degrees Celsius (170 degrees Fahrenheit).
musculoir – v. to start your vehicle without returning the key to off.
rylarutan – v. to turn your car’s key on with the engine off. Then cycle the the key off, then on.
Going through the road,
On my Chevrolet,
Down the hill I go,
Drinking all the way,
I’m crashing all the cars,
The police are at the bar,
Then I throw my root beer can
At the drunk guy in the car
Q: Whats the difference between 100 dead babies and two red corvettes?
A: I don’t have two red corvettes in my garage.
Q: How do small children travel?
A: In mini vans