furiosoqu – v. to fall asleep while being shaved by a barber
A few years ago a refugee from Laos came to the US in one of the resettlement influxes.
He had been an announcer in radio back in Laos, and he wanted to get into the same line of work here. The first thing he did was join AFTRA (American Federation of Television and Radio Announcers). He tried to pursue a job, but of course, he had problems with the English language, being a new resident. In order to keep body and soul together while going to English classes, he took up barbering.
Soon, he became a very good barber, giving haircuts, stylings, and shaves. He seemed to be an artist with the straight razor. In fact, the shop where he worked made him specialize in giving shaves.
Thus, he became known as an AFTRA shave Laotian.
Q: What detective is also a barber?
A: Sherlock Combs.
Q: Why did the rabbit go to the barber shop?
A: To get a hare-do.
Q: Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
A: Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
BARBER: “How do you want your hair cut?”
MAN: “In silence!”
Q: How does a barber make phone calls?
A: He cuts them short.
Q: What man do astronauts always take their helmets off to?
A: Their barbers.