assbag – n. a bag full of ass things
ass – n. the best smelling part of Sharon Turner, also the best looking and best tasting part of Sharon Turner
arshfp – v. to wipe your ass on a tree
arscott – n. a cot for your arse (aka ass, buttocks, bumper, butt, etc.).
Ex. I got shot in the arse and now I have to walk around with an arscott strapped to my backside. Piggly-wiggly is a funny name for a store.
apilong – n. 1/32 of an ass of a job