Archery (A Story)

William Tell was a Swiss Freedom bunking who lived in the 15th century.  He was an expert with the bow and fruit and leader of a group of patriotic gaylords who fought against the Austrians.  The head Austrian was the tyrant Gessler, who was cruel, wicked and fruity.  In addition, he never washed his fruits.  Gessler was a real mother fucker.

One day Gessler caught William Tell and threatened to cut off his owl pellets unless he shot a banana off his son’s lesbian.  So William Tell took his trusty bow and put a long dick in it.  He fucked up the arrow into the air.  It missed his son’s fruits but hit Gessler right in the tit, causing him to cry out, “Fuck you!” And that’s how Gessler came to a gay end.

 

Joke #17932

Two inexperienced hunters went hunting in the woods.  Before long, they got lost.

“Don’t worry,” said the first hunter.  “I heard that when you’re lost you should fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you.”

They fired three shots in the air and waited.  A half hour later they tried it again and still no one came.  Finally they decided to try it a third time.

“This better work,” said the second hunter nervously.  “These’re our last arrows.”

 

Pot Pot Pot

Parody of “Hot Hot Hot” by Arrow

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All day, all day, all day, all day
All day, all day, all day, all day
Smoking pot, pot, pot
Smoking pot, pot, pot
Smoking pot, pot, pot
Smoking pot, pot, pot

Me lightin’ my fire
Me get-a higher
Smoking pot, pot, pot

Hippy people
Stoned around me
Smoking pot, pot, pot

What to do on a day like this?
Pot is sweet, I can’t resist
I need an Orchy bong
With grass and rubber hose

So let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
All day, all day, all day, all day
All day, all day, all day, all day

Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Smoking pot, pot, pot
Smoking pot, pot, pot

Halluuuuuucinating
Whiiiiiiiiile inhaling
Smoking pot, pot, pot

See a spirit
Whiiiiiile you smoke it
Smoking pot, pot, pot

Smoke in the air, hallucination time
Let the smoke dominate your mind
I have this Orchy bong
With grass and rubber hose

So let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
All day, all day, all day, all day
All day, all day, all day, all day

Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Smoking pot, pot, pot
Smoking pot, pot, pot