“I WAS there, I asked them”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“I WAS there, I asked them”
– Mrs. Stickums
“Just elbow the door, it’ll close by itself”
– Mrs. Stickums
“I had one yesterday, and I bought two last night”
– Mrs. Stickums
“You’re looking for a book about calories”
– Mrs. Stickums
“I’m not your mom”
– Mrs. Stickums
“If you staple something, I’m gonna rip something (out of your body)!”
– Mrs. Stickums
“You have the strangest standards for laughing I’ve ever come across!”
– Mrs. Stickums
“No more okays or this is gonna be OK corral!”
– Mrs. Stickums
::talking to self::
“I don’t like talking to myself”
– Mrs. Stickums
“Here’s a type of poem that’s as easy as 1-2-3. Well, almost. It’s actually as easy as 1-2-3-4-5-6-7”
– Mrs. Stickums
“Just close it, it has its own air thing, ugh”
– Mrs. Stickums
“I begged and borrowed and sold my daughter to get copies of the registration handbook”
– Mrs. Stickums
“My extension is two two five”
– Mrs. Stickums
“So, we have 2 in a row that did it right”
– Mrs. Stickums
“Let me hear you say ‘yes'”
– Mrs. Stickums