Money isn’t everything….there’s credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.
The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.
A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.
A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
The real reason you can’t take it with you is that it goes before you do.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you’re in a public restroom.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.
Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.