Holmes: hey, are you good at riddles?
davepoobond: i guess
Holmes: A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan’s doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
davepoobond: dont know
davepoobond: came in thrhough the glove compartment
Holmes: damnit! ask someone who would know, this riddle is makin me mad
Holmes: already guessed that
Holmes: i also guessed that the strange was a blowup doll and when the wife saw it she died of a heargt attack
davepoobond: whered u get it
davepoobond: dont they have an answer for it?
Holmes: nope
Holmes: they said: “sorry were not givin the answer for this one”
Holmes: a friend and his friend gave it to me
Holmes: ask around…
Holmes: like to all your friends
davepoobond: http://www.ben-ritter.com/
davepoobond: thats this site this kid gave me at school
davepoobond: i sorta know him.
davepoobond: met him at the shuttle stop one day
davepoobond: gave him Squackle, and he said the menu was very unorganized
davepoobond: and he told me to look at the menu he has
Holmes: uh
Holmes: he’s got a lot less links
Holmes: then you do
davepoobond: yeah, i know that now
davepoobond: but this site is pretty good for format
Holmes: just tell him that i get more hits on my site then your mom gets in one night
davepoobond: heh, its not even finished yet tho
Holmes: i can tell that
Holmes:
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davepoobond: he said its gonna be like a hacker page thingy
Holmes: yeah what eva, they all say that
davepoobond: but “not R-rated stuff’
Holmes: wtf hackers are all about r rated stuff
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: i dont know
davepoobond: i think he’s in 9th grade or 7 or 8. i’m not sure
Holmes: i c
davepoobond: this is really gay. i spilled water on my keyboard accidently and my shift key and ctrl key are sticking, but they still work
Holmes: heheheh
davepoobond: do you think i should make the font on squackle smaller?
Holmes: keyboards and water don’t mix
davepoobond: do you think i should make the font on squackle smaller?
Holmes: hmm
Holmes: the font looks fine to me
davepoobond: is there anything that you think i should do that would make the site look better?
Holmes: yes
Holmes: don’t listen to what dumbasses say about your site
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: well, this guy said that he makes formats for companies and they pay him
Holmes: whoich guy?
davepoobond: the same guy
Holmes: yeah right that looks like a template made from some program
davepoobond: that could mean he’s that good though
Holmes: hmm..
Holmes: it COULD, but ask him HTML questions
davepoobond: its not like i know anything about HTML
Holmes: . . . you made THAT entire website without ANY knowledge of HTML?
davepoobond: if i did, i wouldn’t have asked anyone for help formatting the site…you saw how it was before D-Fiance designed it
davepoobond: yeah
Holmes: …what is the internet coming too?
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: but i did have web site experience before i went into it
davepoobond: and a nifty little tool called AOLPress
Holmes: get dreamweaver
davepoobond: though it might be old, its still the best out there
davepoobond: dreamweaver wouldnt fit on my comp
Holmes: THE BEST!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Holmes: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holmes: no
davepoobond: best for me
Holmes: even front page is better the AOL press
davepoobond: how much space does Dreamweaver take?
Holmes: it took an hour and a half to download
Holmes: let me check
Holmes: about 71 MB
davepoobond: hmm
Holmes: flash is 35 mb
davepoobond: i’d have to get rid of all my MP3s…
davepoobond: i want around 200 mb of free space on my computer
Holmes: adobe photoshop is 100mb
Holmes: YAY i hit all the ducks! whats my prize?
davepoobond: where
Holmes: on your website
Holmes: it said on one of the banner ads: “hit the ducks and win a prize”
davepoobond: i have one of those?
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: ye-up
davepoobond: was it on the top?
Holmes: bottom
Holmes: gtg
Holmes: bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: does dreamweaver make you edit the HTML only?
Holmes: no
Holmes: it’s like AOL press
davepoobond: or is like AOLPress
Holmes: but not gay
davepoobond: ok
Holmes: and a lot better
Holmes: abnd stuff
Holmes: bye
davepoobond: where do i get it
Holmes: you can buy it
Holmes: for 900 dollars
davepoobond: lol…………….
