#7640: Bklynzballer -> MyLeftTesticle

This entry is part 12 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001.

Bklynzballer: this is mike

MyLeftTesticle: Hi Mike.

Bklynzballer: hey….yesterday u made fun of me

MyLeftTesticle: When?

Bklynzballer: yesterday

MyLeftTesticle: I don’t remember yesterday. All I remember was smoking a bowl and…Watching some TV.

 

#7638: Bklynzballer -> MyLeftTesticle

This entry is part 10 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001.

Bklynzballer: hey fag

MyLeftTesticle: Huh?

Bklynzballer: ready to die?

Bklynzballer: huh?

MyLeftTesticle: Why?

Bklynzballer: well?

MyLeftTesticle: Why am I going to die?

Bklynzballer: ure getting jumped

MyLeftTesticle: Why?

Bklynzballer: because u made me mad yesterday

MyLeftTesticle: What did I do?

Bklynzballer: this is ben right?

MyLeftTesticle: Yes.

Bklynzballer: u kno who this is?

MyLeftTesticle: Who?

Bklynzballer: mike from school

MyLeftTesticle: Um, I don’t think I know you.

 

#7636: Bklynzballer -> MyLeftTesticle

This entry is part 8 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001.

Bklynzballer: ben im gunna jump u

Bklynzballer: me and jay

MyLeftTesticle: Oh really?

Bklynzballer: ya

Bklynzballer: u got, lucky i didnt have my pliers

MyLeftTesticle: Sure. Well, I’m going to have to get my gang, the Neo West Side, to kick your ass if you do jump me.

Bklynzballer: sure sure

MyLeftTesticle: Don’t believe me?

Bklynzballer: nope

MyLeftTesticle: Just go ahead and jump me then.

Bklynzballer: i’ll get the bloods on you

MyLeftTesticle: Dude, I’m second in rank of the Bloods, you dolt.

Bklynzballer: sure u are ben….sure u are

MyLeftTesticle: Yeah, you’ll be thinking that when we tag your house tonight.

Bklynzballer: go head..

Bklynzballer: thanks for the threat

MyLeftTesticle: No problem. I like to give my victims a heads up before we waste ’em.

Bklynzballer: well…ill just tell the cops “you blood member”

MyLeftTesticle: Tell the cops and my gang will kill you.

Bklynzballer: kill me

Bklynzballer: hehehehehe

MyLeftTesticle: You’re right. I’m not really in a gang.

 

Bring Your Own Weed

And tonight

there’s gonna be a fight

In the dark

not the light

We’ll meet in the park

And as we wait

We’ll toke it up

And if you’re late

You won’t get a hit

So I suggest

You bring your own weed

And if a pipe’s all you need

I can supply it

But don’t think you’re getting a free hit

And this morning

The cops came to my house

and gave me a warning

“Keep the music down!”

And then knocked me down

So I shot them and said

“You forgot to bring your own weed, man!”

And I sat there

smoking a bowl

or two or three

And then I was there

In that deep dark hole

filled with poo and pee

It looked to me

like I ran out of weed!

 

The Rhyme Game (Disfunctional Family)

You

got

to

not

poo

on

you

and

me

and

can’t

you

see

the

yellow

in

my

pee?

Hello

window

shallow

water

yellow

water!

Sorry

I

wee

weed

in

the

pool!

And

school

sucks

so

does

your

mom

but

I

heard

your

dad

was

better!

I

fucked

your

sister

the

other

day!

It

was

really

lame

and

gay!

She

kept

calling

out

your

name

as

I

fucked

her

brains

out!

Oh

wait

she

aint

got

none

’cause

of

all

the

fags

she’s

fucked!

I’ve

got

a

lot

of

luck

when

I

scored

with

your

granny!

She

said

she

aint

had

a

real

man

since

she

fucked

you!

And

I’m

blue

not

like

you!

My

balls

fag

my

balls

are

blue!

And

now

I’m

gonna

sue!

Sue

you

and

your

mother

and

your

father

and

your

sister

and

your

granny

and

you!

I’m

all

fucked

up

now

I

think

I’ll

upchuck

now

in

your

mom’s

pussy

and

watch

her

throw

a

tissy

and

then

I’ll

shit

in

her

cunt

and

watch

your

father

lick

it

up!

Wassup?!

My

dick

when

I

saw

you!

Wow

you

fag

get

off

my

dick

I

aint

say

you

could

suck

me!

No!

You

gonna

fuck

me

in

the

butt!

What?

No

you

aint

fagget

get

the

hell

away!

And

that’s

all

for

today!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

 

My Bitch

There you stand

Like a dumb ass

As you feel the back of my hand

Across your ugly ass face

There aint a damn thing you can do

You know the words so sing

And eat my poo

Don’t take it like a man

Don’t take it like a ho

Getting pimp slapped, oh no

‘Cause you aint my ho

And I aint your pimp

No one would want to fuck you

‘Cause you ugly and have a gimp

So what you gonna do?

Take it like a bitch

That’s right

‘Cause you MY bitch

I’m right

And don’t bitch

Uh huh

About bein’ my bitch

Wuh huh

Be proud to be my bitch

Shoo be do whap

You stupid bitch

Wooby dooby scooby dooby do whap

That’s right, ’cause you MY BITCH!

Now get down and suck it, bitch.

 

#5974: IceyBurn -> MyLeftTesticle

IceyBurn: you got high grow

MyLeftTesticle: No.

MyLeftTesticle: I was just kidding.

IceyBurn: o

IceyBurn: thanxs anyway

MyLeftTesticle: Sure. Funny joke, though, huh?

IceyBurn: ya i guss

IceyBurn: do you like weed

MyLeftTesticle: I live in Oregon…Of course I like it.

IceyBurn: kool

IceyBurn: you know any good siters that tell you how to grow it

MyLeftTesticle: No, not really. I’m not into growing.

IceyBurn: o

 

#5973: DAUGHTE -> MyLeftTesticle

DAUGHTE: wut then

MyLeftTesticle: Huh?

DAUGHTE: whatcha goin do know

DAUGHTE: bring it on

DAUGHTE: niga

DAUGHTE: wut then

DAUGHTE: i thought so

MyLeftTesticle: What’re you talking about?

DAUGHTE: you goin get smart with me in the chat room so lets do dis

MyLeftTesticle: Do what?

DAUGHTE: you got smart with me when i said

DAUGHTE: wuts crackin up in here

MyLeftTesticle: Define your version of “smart”, please.

DAUGHTE: ok

DAUGHTE: you ant smart

DAUGHTE: i am

DAUGHTE: and wut you goin do

MyLeftTesticle: That’s a brilliant conclusion.

MyLeftTesticle: I’m just laughing my ass off at how lame you are.

DAUGHTE: your the lame one u scared to get in a fight

DAUGHTE: i thought so

MyLeftTesticle: How are we going to “fight”? This who thing is over the internet. Why even make a big fuss over it? That’s the lame part.

 

#5972: ddwebdev -> MyLeftTesticle

ddwebdev: do you need a website designed/redesigned for a business or personal use?

MyLeftTesticle: Not really.

MyLeftTesticle: Do you?

MyLeftTesticle: Do you need a website designed/redesigned for a business or personal use? I could design one for you.

MyLeftTesticle: Hey, answer me, buddy.

ddwebdev: no

MyLeftTesticle: Then don’t IM me with your crap.