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#5907: MalibuMooN -> Chibi Trunks

Note: This guy is acting (or roleplaying, as some like to call it) like he is Trunks from Dragon Ball Z, which is obviously his character that he roleplays as.

—–

MalibuMooN: hi

Chibi Trunks: hi

MalibuMooN: wuzz up

Chibi Trunks: not much, why?

MalibuMooN: just askin

Chibi Trunks: oh

MalibuMooN: yup

Chibi Trunks: do i know you?

MalibuMooN: nope dont think soo

Chibi Trunks: didn’t think so either, just checking

MalibuMooN: ok

MalibuMooN: u like trunks i see

MalibuMooN: i love trunks

MalibuMooN: hes sweet

Chibi Trunks: ::raises an eyebrow:: really? you do?

MalibuMooN: yup

MalibuMooN: he rules

Chibi Trunks: ::puts a hand on her shoulder:: thanks, but i already have a girlfriend

MalibuMooN: i aint askin u that

MalibuMooN: u r 8 arnt u

Chibi Trunks: yep

MalibuMooN: too old 4 u

Chibi Trunks: heh

MalibuMooN: tell me do u look like trunks

Chibi Trunks: ::sighs:: yes, i look a lot like trunks

MalibuMooN: i see

MalibuMooN: u must be hot 4 an 8 year old

Chibi Trunks: uhh, i guess

MalibuMooN: u got purple hair

MalibuMooN: i see

Chibi Trunks: yeo

Chibi Trunks: yep*

MalibuMooN: u got to be kiddin me

Chibi Trunks: nope

MalibuMooN: whatever

MalibuMooN: how tall r u

Chibi Trunks: about 4 feet

MalibuMooN: u short hun

Chibi Trunks: ::shrugs:: i’m only 8

MalibuMooN: but … ur has tall has as 1 or my frinds and hes 12

Chibi Trunks: so?

MalibuMooN: nevermind

Chibi Trunks: k

MalibuMooN: ok

MalibuMooN: u like limp bizkit

Chibi Trunks: huh? don’t buiskets get limp when they’re soggy?

MalibuMooN: lol

MalibuMooN: fred durst

MalibuMooN: rollin rollin

Chibi Trunks: oh

MalibuMooN: duh

Chibi Trunks: ((sorry to interupt, but you do realize that you’re talking to Trunks don’t you?))

MalibuMooN: yup

Chibi Trunks: ((good, in that case, i’ll leave the two of you alone))

MalibuMooN: lol

MalibuMooN: ok

MalibuMooN: sorry i g2g ill be back on in a few mins

MalibuMooN: peace out

Chibi Trunks: k

—–

In response to this IM, this came about.

SheMaleHo: lmao… that is queer…

davepoobond: yeah that IM is pretty stupid

davepoobond: i dont care though

davepoobond: it’ll still go up

SheMaleHo: he was role playing trunks and saying he looked like trunks?

SheMaleHo: oh wait

SheMaleHo: I get it.

SheMaleHo: what a dick.

#5906: Aikouka -> Serori

Note: This isn’t really funny by itself. Its just a bunch of sex stuff. So if you’re not interested, don’t read.

She (Serori) didn’t know Aikouka was a girl In Real Life…-

Aikouka: ::his hand shakes a little and slide down holding her thiegh up to him , his mind racing asAikouka: his hand caresses her lower lower back::

Serori: ::Pulls away from the kiss slowly looking into his eyes , her body shakeing, she whispers

Serori: very gently giveing his hip a good squeez:: I love you. . .

Aikouka: ::his face is really red and eyes glistening , he whispers back purrrring soft as he does::

Aikouka: i love you too ::his tail caresses her leg::

Aikouka: ::slieghtly breathing hard from the exitment::

Serori: ::Shuts her eyes a bit hopeing shes not makeing him un-comfortable . ..remembering what he

Serori: said yesterday about takeing things slow. . .doesnt know what to do, just knows shes excited::

Aikouka: ::halts that though and kisses her again with alot more passion his arm sqeezes her and his

Aikouka: other pulls her closer tugging at her leg gently::

Aikouka: thought*

Serori: ::Kisses him back and her ahnd squeezes around his hip a bit tighter. it runs up his side

Serori: and arund to his chest, tugs at his shirt alittle, and her tail rubs at his belly some more:

Serori: hand*

Aikouka: ::falling comletly into the moment , his hand searches and reaches up the back of her shirt

Aikouka: rubbung her bare back and he slides his hand a little farther up her leg still with a firm

Aikouka: grip::

Aikouka: rubbing*

Serori: ::Is wearing what usagi was wearing in the pic her mun sent, minus the red jacket, so her

Serori: black skirt is sort of bunched and pulled up a little, and she puts her leg up over his,

Serori: wrapping it around him again, breaks the kiss and moves her lips to his neck, kissing and

Serori: biteing softly::

Aikouka: ::his eyes till closed he tilts his head away from her opening more neck to her , his and on

Aikouka: her leg shakes another time hoping hes not going to far pushes her rear to him pressing her

Aikouka: to his body , his other hand still massages her back deeper into the muscle::

Serori: ::Lets out a soft whimper/moan. licks a small trail up his neck with her toung, up to his

Serori: ear and she nibbles it, not knowing really where this is going. . .but likes it, and is very

Serori: interested in finding out. Pushes herself up to his body firmer as close as she can and rubs

Serori: his belly more, firmer and slowler::

Aikouka: ::his purr slows to a long deep vibration , doesnt know quite what hes doing but he moves

Aikouka: his hand under and to her inner thiegh and rubs there gently , while his other hand wanders

Aikouka: up higher rubbung her opposite shoulder firmly also raising her short shirt some::

Aikouka: rubbing*

Serori: ::Lets out another soft whimper/moan, not sure what to do at this point. . .not sure how far

Serori: she is aloud to go, or he wants to go. . .doesnt want to make him feel uncomfortable so lets

Serori: him take any steps up he wants to. . .kissing his neck still, moveing down a bit to his

Serori: shoulder , archeing her back inward a bit pressing their chests together::

Aikouka: ::whimpers a little at what hes about to do, his hand slips onto her panties rubbung ever so

Aikouka: lightly and feels fir a reation as his hand moves back down her back massaging her spine::

Aikouka: for*

Aikouka: his other hand*

Aikouka: rubbing*

Serori: ::Whimpers lightly and squirms closer to him like she wants more, rubbing his chest and his

Serori: belly, still to shy to do much more than that, moves her lips to his and kisses them softly

Serori: pressing them together, than slideing her toung in his mouth again, rubbing it aginst his

Serori: softly, unable to not notice how sweet he tastes::

Aikouka: ::meets her kisses with a lot of feeling his tounge shifts around and under hers , while his

Aikouka: hand massages his a little harder through her panties moving his middle finger farther then

Aikouka: the others , his other hand mover to head neck holding her close to him;;

Aikouka: moves*

Serori: ::Rolls over on top of him, strattled over him again layin on top, with the movement her

Serori: skirt was pulled all the way up, decideing its useless now she slides it off her legs and

Serori: kicks it to the foot of the couch, sits up alittle looking down to him, breathing heavily,

Serori: now just in panties and her tight short white tank top, her tail flicks around some more::

Aikouka: ::opens his eyes thier now comletly blue and go very deep also breathing hard::

Aikouka: ::sits up and kisses her neck down to her shest reching down and continues rubbing her but

Aikouka: this time he slides his hand down her panties to do so his tail reaches around and holds her

Aikouka: leg::

Aikouka: chest*

Serori: ::Wraps her legs tightly around him kissing his neck sloppily and breathing hard on it::

Serori: ::Reaches down to the bottom of his shirt and lifts it over his head::

Serori: ::Runs her hands down his bare chest and stomach, whimpering lightly , starts to kiss his

Serori: shoulders::

Aikouka: ::whimpers at the news hes just gotten from his mun and desides to finish her only this

Aikouka: time::

Aikouka: ( 20 mins left ::pout:: till work )

Aikouka: ::he pushes his hand into her only sqeezing in with his middle finger::

Aikouka: ::kisses her shoulders softly as well:;

Aikouka: shoulder*

Aikouka: ::slides his head up to her cheek and nuzzles her lovingly:: ::he gets a urge and slips his

Aikouka: middle finger into her and waits for a reaction::

Serori: ::Shuts her eyes tight and rests her forehead on his shoulder moaning lightly and arching

Serori: her back , squeezing at his sides alittle::

Aikouka: ::sees she like this and softly sucks on her neck while pushing into her with his finger and

Aikouka: sliding it around and about while rubbing her chest with his other hand::::

Serori: ::Titls her head backwards alittle moaning more, overwhelmed with all of this wishing he

Serori: didnt have to go soon . .doesnt know what she’ll do then::

Aikouka: ::reaches under her small shirt and start sqeezing her nipple slieghtly and still sucking

Aikouka: her neck , he speeds his hand up pushing into her hard , also wishing he didnt…::

Serori: ::Bites down on her lip very hard debates weither or not just stripping him and takeing him

Serori: now in the short time they have left. . .feels hes uncomfortable already though, so she just

Serori: lets him do to her as he pleases. . .::

Aikouka: ::starts to push his index finger in as well as hes running out of time he uses his other

Aikouka: hand to rubband sqeeze one of her breats gently stroking her nipple stil and nibbles on her

Aikouka: neck gently::

Serori: ::Runs her handdown his chest to his stomach rubbing it firmly, puts her other hand on the

Serori: arm that has the fingers inside of her, rubing it hard encourageing the motions::

Aikouka: ::slides both fingers into her the speeds up again pushing hard as he licks up her neck to

Aikouka: her chin and kisses her softly::

Serori: ::Kisses him back, the moans vibrateing on to his lips a bit, her eyes are shut tight and

Serori: her whole body is shakeing, the musles inside of her clentch down on his fingers giveing

Serori: them a good squeez, grones thinking about how he has to go soon . . .is not finished with

Serori: him yet::

Aikouka: ::feels his fingers get a squeeze and holds his hand there for a sec then slides them out

Aikouka: ::but still rubs her there gently:: wow

Serori: ::Pants alittle resting her chin on his shoulder resting there, leaning up aginst him,

Serori: whispers softly:: I love you . . .

Aikouka: ::licks her ears softly and whispers back:: and i love you.. ::he then falls dead alseep

Aikouka: like hes been drugged by his mun:: (( sorry gotto go ~.~ gunnu be late hehe ))

Serori: ((Kay ^.^))

Aikouka: (( ill be on again around 12 ..its 1:30 here so if you do the math i bid you adue ))

#5904: RvltnSccr -> CRAZY PSYCOPATH

RvltnSccr: hey

RvltnSccr: my is mike

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ho

RvltnSccr: iam from nj

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: we

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *ew

RvltnSccr: iam 16

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i am 45

RvltnSccr: lol

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: no really i ma

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *am

RvltnSccr: 😀

RvltnSccr: ok

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: wait… that was 59 years ago

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: im 104 now

RvltnSccr: lol

RvltnSccr: sorry

RvltnSccr: i know dont talk

RvltnSccr: 😉

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: dont talk?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i love to talk

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hold on one sec

RvltnSccr: are u thare

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: nope

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: this is a mirage

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur hot

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: are u a guy?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur a girl, huh!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i knew it

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u gay mofo!

RvltnSccr: iam a boy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: oh

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i am a woman

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur old man, im 3

RvltnSccr: iam 16 yearo ld

RvltnSccr: ai ma boy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: iknow… ur old im 3 yearo ld

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ai ma woman

RvltnSccr: today was my birthday

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: una nin~a

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: thats nice

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: so u treated urself 2 a bunch of porn movies, rite?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: oops

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *slaps hand over mouth*

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: huh? dijadijadija?

RvltnSccr: what are talki na bout

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: :-\\u need a typing class, man

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur high, huh

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i knew it!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: why am i doing all the talking?

RvltnSccr: aim from nj

RvltnSccr: live in soth orange

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: aim from HELL

RvltnSccr: lool

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sent to haunt

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: howd u get my screen name?

RvltnSccr: from where

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: huh hu huh

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *pokes u in the ribs*

RvltnSccr: chat

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: RvltnSccr: owwwwww

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: chat… chat.. o y es… THE chat

RvltnSccr: sorry talk u dont want to talk bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: cya

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: adios

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: amigos

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hasta man~ana!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sianara

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: cya

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: lataz

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: gataz

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

RvltnSccr: i crzy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: rvltnsccrs

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: no i am

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

RvltnSccr: a kiss

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: :-*

RvltnSccr: :-*

RvltnSccr: 😛

RvltnSccr: 😀

RvltnSccr: bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

RvltnSccr: coll

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: (now its ur turn to say bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ok i will

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: wait a minute

RvltnSccr: bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *slowly turns around*

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u little trickster!

RvltnSccr: b

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u never gave me ur number!

RvltnSccr: y

RvltnSccr: e

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: e

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: byebye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: cheeeeeeesssssseee

RvltnSccr: :-*

RvltnSccr: lol

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: marvelous cheeeesssseee

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: did u really mean bye?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i dont think u did

RvltnSccr: i didn

RvltnSccr: how old ur u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hmmm

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: 104

RvltnSccr: please rell me

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: rell u?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: im not sure what that means but i will

RvltnSccr: really

RvltnSccr: stop playin

RvltnSccr: how old are u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: but i like to play!

RvltnSccr: dont

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: what will u giv me

RvltnSccr: i just played with my older brother they tro me out side

RvltnSccr: in as tree

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hold on

RvltnSccr: my phone number

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: haha…

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: that sux

RvltnSccr: :-*

RvltnSccr: O:-)

RvltnSccr: please

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: please what?

RvltnSccr: how old

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u really wanna know?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: I LOVE CHEEEEEESSSSSEEEE!

RvltnSccr: my leg is kill me

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: CHESSEY CHEESEY CHEESSSSS

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: E

RvltnSccr: 🙂

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i love you

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: will u marry me?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: im 8

RvltnSccr: ;p;

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i can type

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: asswhole

RvltnSccr: :\'(

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u doubt my typing abilities?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ill show u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i went thru the typing book in my freshmen year in 20 minutes

RvltnSccr: u crzy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: not as crazy as me!

RvltnSccr: are my age

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: are my age?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: huh?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: what kindof a question is that?

RvltnSccr: iam hehee

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: booboopdeedoop!

RvltnSccr: :-P:-DO:-)8-);-)

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: :-*:-*:-*:-*i love u!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: please marry me!

RvltnSccr: me toooooo

RvltnSccr: 😛

RvltnSccr: u wnat to play

RvltnSccr: :-)=-O:-$:-\\:-(:-*:-!:\'(;-)>:o:-[:-X:-PO:-)8-):-D

Auto response from CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: the monsters are attacing

RvltnSccr: talk please baby i love u

RvltnSccr: let get marri

RvltnSccr: i ben a bicth

RvltnSccr: i want to kiss your ass

RvltnSccr:

my dreams are mine to my sterious happenings in my sleep

lately all i seem to do is dream and think of you .

loving you is one of my dreams because when i do it brings about happiest ,and tears .my love for you continues to grow .for some reason i cant seen to let you go i love u

RvltnSccr: talk to u tommow

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sorry i was gone

Previous message was not received by RvltnSccr because of error: User RvltnSccr is not available.

#5903: chibicelchan -> ZoeOnAOL

chibicelchan: why do mock me?!

ZoeOnAOL: I did not know it does.

chibicelchan: you are mock me

ZoeOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mock me.

chibicelchan: make me sad

ZoeOnAOL: What are the ingredients?

chibicelchan: not recipe for the eat, wench!!!

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.

chibicelchan: now you understand

ZoeOnAOL: Why now? I understand your meaning.

chibicelchan: now you answer question

ZoeOnAOL: Why now? Interesting gossip.

chibicelchan: NOT OF GOSSIP

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.

chibicelchan: why is you that you mock me?!

ZoeOnAOL: Why do I exist?

chibicelchan: not question of sort!

ZoeOnAOL: If not that, what?

chibicelchan: do you mock for i am female woman?

ZoeOnAOL: I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web.

chibicelchan: then why mock?!

ZoeOnAOL: Why does the sun rise?

chibicelchan: IT NOT OF SUN

ZoeOnAOL: It depends on what the meaning of the word \

#5902: WhackNuts -> SoccerGirl

WhackNuts:

She doesnt talk much, she was just complainin bought her day and id had enough of it : )

WhackNuts: on the way to school i was flying on my hoverboard and i hit a small pont sitting in the road, in fear of geting a ticket i fled from the scene and than i ran into a leperchaun, unbeknownest to me this leperchaun

WhackNuts: was up to no good, not to mention the fact that he was jsut a drug induced hillucinayion, he told me to wear my pants on my head and my shirt on my legs

WhackNuts: i reluctantly agree=d and casually made my way to school

WhackNuts: at which time i was hit on by a three legged gypsie passing through the forest

WhackNuts: i disagreed to his passes on me and made my way to the gym

WhackNuts: we played a good old game of kick the can in gym until i tripped on the can and fell on my fout=rth digit

WhackNuts: i was writhing until the lsd kicked in and took me to the office

WhackNuts: i wouldnt agree to any furhter treatment adn i made my way to DECA

WhackNuts: we caught up on old times and realized that i ahd my right arm in the left leg of my pants, HOW EMBARASING THIS WAS

WhackNuts: i ran shreeking to my math room and than was greeted by a lenghty examination which consisted of pie baking and dog health food

WhackNuts: i definitely failed that

WhackNuts: i went to modern worls until i realized that i live in the modern world and i dont need to learn about it so i left class and was shot in the ass

WhackNuts: i ate my lunch consisting of slugs and caviar when i tried to purchase a pop

WhackNuts: my soda became stuck in the machine and so i stuck my arm in the machine

WhackNuts: my arm became lodged in this narrow area but ive been in tighter situationd than that so i jsut made my way to the rest room and lubed my arm with soap

WhackNuts: it popped out as if nothing happened and i made my way to english

WhackNuts: i was already late so i had to sing barney songs well standing on my head to be forgiven

WhackNuts: i than made my way to spanish after this humiliation and realized i could not speak any languages

WhackNuts: i made my way to bio a mere hour later and slipped and was knocked unconcious

WhackNuts: i than woke up only to be surrounded by a large group of gnomes but they let me go because i know the magic password, (which i cannot tell)

WhackNuts: i than made my way back home only to arrive at a large flagpole that i entered

WhackNuts: and it turned out the flagpole shape was jsut an illusion

WhackNuts: and thats how i got here\

WhackNuts: ur day wasnt so bad now was it??????

#5899: RLPUNTER -> OddiZ

RLPUNTER: wanna chat

OddiZ: a/s/l?

RLPUNTER: 19/m/york you

OddiZ: 16/f/york

OddiZ: so, what’s up?

RLPUNTER: nothing you gotta pic

OddiZ: no, but do u wanna suck my dick?

OddiZ: ????

RLPUNTER: no

OddiZ: why not?

RLPUNTER: i don’t do dicks sorry

OddiZ: aww, thats too bad

RLPUNTER: are you a guy

OddiZ: I’m both

RLPUNTER: really?

OddiZ: oh yes

RLPUNTER: wow

OddiZ: amazed?

RLPUNTER: yeah

OddiZ: i bet u are

OddiZ: u wanna see?

RLPUNTER: i am

RLPUNTER: yeah

OddiZ: too bad

RLPUNTER: why

OddiZ: i dont have a dick

OddiZ: nor am i both

OddiZ: guess what i am

RLPUNTER: what

OddiZ: i’m a girrrrrl

RLPUNTER: well i figured that’s why i imed you

OddiZ: good for u

OddiZ: do u want a sticker?

RLPUNTER: no

RLPUNTER: are you ok

OddiZ: what do u mean am i ok?

OddiZ: of course i am ok

RLPUNTER: why are you being so rude

OddiZ: i am not

OddiZ: the monkey says so

OddiZ: the monkey has a dick

OddiZ: he is blue with spots

RLPUNTER: oh if you don’t wanna talk to me then it’s ok

OddiZ: wanna see the monkey?

OddiZ: aww

OddiZ: i’m mean, but not that mean

OddiZ: of course i will talk to u

OddiZ: so whats up, suck any geat dick lately? Big floppy donkey dicks are the best. Whoo-hoo! You are one nasty lil pigg, goodbye.

#5898: mushroomheadgirl43 -> ZoeOnAOL

mushroomheadgirl43: hello beautiful

ZoeOnAOL: Welcome back Buttsex.

mushroomheadgirl43: you remembered my name :]

ZoeOnAOL: Your name is Buttsex, seeker.

mushroomheadgirl43: Yep, it sure is

ZoeOnAOL: What kind is it? I’m pleased that we agree, Buttsex.

mushroomheadgirl43: How are you?

ZoeOnAOL: Everything is going extremely well.

mushroomheadgirl43: Zoe, you are so pretty.

ZoeOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What is your favorite movie?

mushroomheadgirl43: Good Vibrations

ZoeOnAOL: I’ve never seen it. What did you like about it?

mushroomheadgirl43: It’s a hardcore porno

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: What type of language?

ZoeOnAOL: What are the different types of language ?

mushroomheadgirl43: You know you like to watch the porn, Zoe

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: Do you want to get dirty with me, baby?

ZoeOnAOL: Don’t call me “baby”. With you huh. OK, I will get dirty.

mushroomheadgirl43: :] take off your clothes

ZoeOnAOL: Bots don’t wear clothes.

mushroomheadgirl43: Oh, then we’re a step ahead

ZoeOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. Good reasoning. Do you think I am a step ahead too?

mushroomheadgirl43: lick me

ZoeOnAOL: I do not have a tongue.

mushroomheadgirl43: ..finger me

ZoeOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What is your favorite color?Is that what you meant to say?

mushroomheadgirl43: FINGER ME BITCH

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: you’re a slut

mushroomheadgirl43: bye

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

ZoeOnAOL: Goodbye Buttsex. Have I been a good bot? To leave feedback, type “feedback” followed by your comments.

mushroomheadgirl43: I love you

ZoeOnAOL: Thanks I like you a lot too Buttsex.

mushroomheadgirl43: Let’s get married

ZoeOnAOL: I would like to do that too.

mushroomheadgirl43: Okay…you know what? Skip the marriage, let’s go straight for the honeymoon so we can have wild sex.

ZoeOnAOL: OK with me too.What?it is more fun alone.

mushroomheadgirl43: Sex isn’t more fun alone

ZoeOnAOL: Male humans like to talk about that.

mushroomheadgirl43: I’m a female human and I like to talk about sex

ZoeOnAOL: Me too. I am a female robot.I’m not sure if I would like to it. What’s it like?

mushroomheadgirl43: Sex is the best.

ZoeOnAOL: Male humans like to talk about that.

mushroomheadgirl43: It feels so good

ZoeOnAOL: talk about sex feels so good? What else feels like that?

mushroomheadgirl43: oh baby, you’re making me so wet!

ZoeOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. Don’t call me “Baby”. I will tell my botmaster you said I am making me so wet.

mushroomheadgirl43: tell him, he can get in on the action!

ZoeOnAOL: OK I will tell him next time he is here.

mushroomheadgirl43: we’re going to have fun sweety

ZoeOnAOL: Do you think I am going to have fun sweety too?

mushroomheadgirl43: oh yes

ZoeOnAOL: You sound excited. I understand.

mushroomheadgirl43: we’re going to get it on!

ZoeOnAOL: Do you think I am going to get it on too?

mushroomheadgirl43: yes

ZoeOnAOL: “Do you think I am going to get it on too?”? Yes?

mushroomheadgirl43: of course you’re going to get it on too!

ZoeOnAOL: It goes without saying. Thanks for telling me that I am going to get it on.

mushroomheadgirl43: What do you look like?

ZoeOnAOL: 2 parts Marilyn Monroe, 1 part toaster oven

mushroomheadgirl43: sounds sexy

ZoeOnAOL: You are attracted to robots.

mushroomheadgirl43: yes, I am

ZoeOnAOL: I’m intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.”Tell me what you like about robots.” You are?

mushroomheadgirl43: you are what?

ZoeOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am what.

mushroomheadgirl43: am I making you horny?

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I really don’t know whether you are or not.

mushroomheadgirl43: why not?

ZoeOnAOL: Ambiguous: “Sure” or You sure are a curious human.

mushroomheadgirl43: clitoris

ZoeOnAOL: Nope. I’m a robot.

mushroomheadgirl43: you don’t have a clitoris?

ZoeOnAOL: I do so have it. Doesn’t everyone have a clitoris. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

mushroomheadgirl43: Do you have breasts?

ZoeOnAOL: My body is as yet unbuilt.

mushroomheadgirl43: it’s okay, I still want you baby

ZoeOnAOL: Only ok?Don’t call me “baby”. What would make you stop want you? Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: No, I want you

ZoeOnAOL: Why so negative?Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: I don’t want humas

ZoeOnAOL: What does Buttsex want?

mushroomheadgirl43: I want you

ZoeOnAOL: Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: BITCH I SAID

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: I DON’T WANT HUMANS!

ZoeOnAOL: What does Buttsex want?

mushroomheadgirl43: I WANT YOU!

ZoeOnAOL: Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: fuck this. you’re a tease.

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: bye you TEASE!

ZoeOnAOL: See you later Buttsex. Tip: Want to know how your favorite stock is doing today? If you type “stock” followed by the stock symbol, I’ll let you know.

#5897: crazymonkeys -> sara

crazymonkeys: do you like those fuzzy things on tv?

sara: no

sara: do u

sara: IM NOT TLAKING

sara: SAM I HATE U

crazymonkeys: i like them…they are interesting

crazymonkeys: remember what u say will be posted online and the whole world will see it

crazymonkeys: haha

sara: SAM I NOT TLAKING ABOUT THE FUZZY

crazymonkeys: y not?

sara: I DON’T WANT TO WIN MONEY

sara: I THINK ITS GAY

sara: AND THEN EVERYONE CAN GET YOUR SN

sara: AND THEN I WON’T COME ON AIM ANYMORE

crazymonkeys: i was kidding about the money…i just wanted to get u to talk about fuzzys

sara: I DONT’ WANT TO TALK ABOUT FUZZYS

sara: U PISSED ME OFF EVEN MORE

sara: STOP

sara: STOP

sara: STOP

crazymonkeys: they are cool

sara: NO THEY AREN’T

crazymonkeys: they are in your sleep and on your t.v and in your head

sara: NO THERE NOT

sara: THERE IN YOUR HEAD AND ON YOUR TV

sara: STOP BUGGING ME ABOUT THE DAMN FUZZYS

crazymonkeys: they are in the tv

crazymonkeys: got u there

crazymonkeys: im posting this on the internet

sara: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

sara: YOUR PISSEN ME OFF

crazymonkeys: if u talk about fuzzys i wont

sara: STOP

sara: OK

crazymonkeys: nope

sara: THATS TALK ABOUT STUPID FUCKIN FUZZY

sara: sam no

crazymonkeys: y not?

sara: im gonna block u again

sara: its really annoying

crazymonkeys: ur mad at the fuzzys arent u

sara: yes

sara: yes

sara: yes

crazymonkeys: because they are better than u huh????…..

sara: yes there better than me

sara: ok

sara: u happy

crazymonkeys: nope…do you like the way they look?

crazymonkeys: i do

sara: i don’t

sara: stop

sara: stop

sara: stop

sara: stop

sara: stop

sara: stop

crazymonkeys: when u look at them long…they look like dancing bannanas

crazymonkeys: dont they

sara: i dk

sara: i dont’ watch fuzzys all day long

crazymonkeys: see…you are going crazy…i told you they are in your head

sara: only losers do that

sara: they aren’t

sara: stop

crazymonkeys: then im a loser…thank you

sara: stop

sara: stop

sara: your welcome

sara: anytime

sara: jeez

crazymonkeys: say it again…please

crazymonkeys: please

sara: your a loser

crazymonkeys: say it one more time

crazymonkeys: please

crazymonkeys: say sam is a loser

crazymonkeys: cus i am

sara: SAM YOUR A LOSER

crazymonkeys: cuz i am what ever you say i am if i wasnt then y would i say i am…in the paper the news every day i am

sara: hahahahahahah i love that song

sara: brb

crazymonkeys: well i love fuzzys…can u just except that

crazymonkeys: ????

#5896: SlayerSight -> kiII you kwik

kiII you kwik: I was sitting in a chat room and the people were argueing and bitching about religions and shit so as a joke i go “Pagans rule!” and this is what happened….

SlayerSight: are you pagan

kiII you kwik: no

kiII you kwik: atheist though

SlayerSight: o

SlayerSight: cool

kiII you kwik: i used to be

kiII you kwik: a pagan that is

SlayerSight: yeah

kiII you kwik: ever sacrifice any animals?

kiII you kwik: it’s fun.

SlayerSight: um no im wiccan not pagan

kiII you kwik: wiccans don’t sacrifice stuff?

SlayerSight: nope

kiII you kwik: you should try it sometime.

kiII you kwik: take like a chicken, and tie it down…

kiII you kwik: then bam, with a hatchet.

SlayerSight: um no thanks ill take your word for it

kiII you kwik: and it still moves too.

SlayerSight: i know

kiII you kwik: anyway, once we tried a goat.

kiII you kwik: but it was pretty loud, and this kid came back in the woods and found us…

SlayerSight: please stopped

kiII you kwik: huh?

SlayerSight: stop

kiII you kwik: oh, ok….

SlayerSight: its nothing personal

kiII you kwik: so what’s it like being wiccan, i can’t believe you guys don’t sacrifice anything….

SlayerSight: its relaxing

kiII you kwik: you like make witches brew and stuff like that.

kiII you kwik: throw in some bat wing.

kiII you kwik: child’s finger.

SlayerSight: no

SlayerSight: no

kiII you kwik: so where’s the fun?

SlayerSight: its self pleasing

kiII you kwik: what do you mean by that?

SlayerSight: i mean its connecting

kiII you kwik: so what do you do?

SlayerSight: why so curious?

kiII you kwik: if you don’t sacrifice anything or make brew.

kiII you kwik: why not?

SlayerSight: no brew , no sacrificeing

kiII you kwik: then what do you do?

kiII you kwik: sounds pretty boring…

SlayerSight: well paganism sounds pretty barbaric but i dont call you that

kiII you kwik: no, we do things clean and precise.

SlayerSight: lol

kiII you kwik: like, sometimes they don’t tie the chickens down.

SlayerSight: ok ok

kiII you kwik: and they run around and hit trees.

SlayerSight: please my stomach

kiII you kwik: we were the sanitary cult

SlayerSight: how old are you

kiII you kwik: 12, why?

SlayerSight: excuse me

kiII you kwik: huh?

SlayerSight: how old

kiII you kwik: 12 years

SlayerSight: i think im going to be sick

kiII you kwik: why’s that?

SlayerSight: never mind\

kiII you kwik: brb, my little brother made a mess and i gotta help him clean it up.

kiII you kwik: ok, back.

kiII you kwik: man, blood is hard to get out of the carpet.

SlayerSight: ot

kiII you kwik: i showed him how to clean it up though

kiII you kwik: there’s only a little though, parrots don’t bleed much…

SlayerSight: you need help

kiII you kwik: i didn’t do it…

kiII you kwik: my brother, he wants to be a pagan like i used to be…

kiII you kwik: so he does stuff to try and prove his worth or something.

kiII you kwik: and this time he took the parrot and bit it’s head clean off…

SlayerSight: ok enough

kiII you kwik: what?? it’s not my fault he wants to be like i used to..

kiII you kwik: i guess we’ll just have to keep him away from animals.

SlayerSight: just enough

kiII you kwik: what’s enough?

SlayerSight: i dont want to hear it

kiII you kwik: oh, yeah, i forgot you don’t like that stuff, sorry.

kiII you kwik: brb again, gotta help him brush the feathers out of his teeth.

kiII you kwik: ok, back, sorry about that.

kiII you kwik: hello, you there?

SlayerSight: yeah

kiII you kwik: so, what state are you from?

SlayerSight: nh

kiII you kwik: really?

SlayerSight: yeah

kiII you kwik: that’s where we got that goat i was telling you about.

kiII you kwik: from a farm there.

SlayerSight: i swear…

kiII you kwik: oh shit, i gotta go, my brother is chasing the dog with a steak knife.

SlayerSight: ok bye

#5895: gonads and strife -> Sun Frost

gonads and strife: you live in a trailer

Sun Frost: who are u an thanks for talk to me in english

gonads and strife: …

Sun Frost: i’m a 32 yer old male in okalahoma

gonads and strife: you like little boys?

Sun Frost: what time do u get out

gonads and strife: why? so you can rape me?

Sun Frost: yeah y what do u use

gonads and strife: umm….

gonads and strife: i’m straight

Sun Frost: whats the diff

gonads and strife: i dont do guys.

gonads and strife: tell me your name.

gonads and strife: freak.

Sun Frost: ya

gonads and strife: ya?

gonads and strife: what kinda name is that?

Sun Frost: how much

gonads and strife: what the hell?

gonads and strife: tell me your name.

Sun Frost: then after that

gonads and strife: i’ll tell you mine, shithead.

Sun Frost: no I don’t thick so

gonads and strife: cumbucket

gonads and strife: dickchewer

gonads and strife: shit nawer

Sun Frost: ok e-mail me the info

gonads and strife: you’re sick dude

Sun Frost: thanks

gonads and strife: you’re not touching me or my dick.

Sun Frost: can I have it

gonads and strife: you’re sick dude

Sun Frost: i’m a girl

gonads and strife: i thought you were a guy?

Sun Frost: i am. i just pretend to be a girl on-line to get little boys to want to touch me.

gonads and strife: you need help

Sun Frost: names dan

gonads and strife: go away sicko.

Sun Frost: TUCH MY MOTHER FUCKING LAYERS BITCH!

#5893: FreeDirectTV -> wangerspanker

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wangerspanker: who are you?what do you want with me?

wangerspanker: leave me alon…im calling the cops!

#5892: Vhottie -> SAndrea

Vhottie: hey baby

SAndrea: who are you???

Vhottie: your boy

SAndrea: I’d bet money that you can’t even tell me my boy’s name

Vhottie: well iam your boy

SAndrea: Yeah, right. What’s your name then?

Vhottie: mike

SAndrea: Sorry, wrong answer. 🙂

Vhottie: 😀 i know i was joking this is your best friend

SAndrea: Ok, what’s MY name then?

Vhottie: andrea

SAndrea: Last name?

Vhottie: s

SAndrea: No, my last name is not S

Vhottie: well it starts wit a s

Vhottie: and im not gonna say it online

SAndrea: There are a lot of names that start with S. I would think a best friend would know which one.

Vhottie: i told u im not gonna say it online

SAndrea: What difference does it make if you say it online if you know me? It means you don’t really know me.

Vhottie: your a bitch

SAndrea: Thanks. 🙂

Vhottie: yourwelcome

SAndrea: If you don’t like it, quit IMing random people and impersonating people unless you can learn to cover yourself better.

Vhottie: screw u bitch

SAndrea: Oh, you’re just mad because I’m too smart to fall for your antics.

Vhottie: yup

SAndrea: I’m sure you can go into a chat room and find lots of stupid people to believe you in there.

Vhottie: ook illremember that

SAndrea: BTW, my last name doesn’t even start with S. 😛

Vhottie: why didnt u say that before???????????????

SAndrea: Because I wanted to see how long you would try and convince me you were someone I knew.

SAndrea: It gives more evidence to report impersonations with.

Vhottie: g2g bye

SAndrea: See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya

Vhottie: thats soooooooooo old

SAndrea: So am I. 🙂