This was done for class.
EXT. BACK YARD – DAY
Two friends on patio chairs are talking.
Arr! I want the rockin’ chair
Give me a rock!
Soup Nazi picks up a rock and hands it to Daek
No, you idiot! I mean a rock of coke!
Daek pulls out a violin, and Soup Nazi starts laughing hysterically
HAR HAR HAR! That’s some good Banjo playin there!
ANOTHER ANGLE where EDDY walks into frame and looks at camera
A quiet day in the backyard, shooting and smoking anything you can find. This leads to uneducated, homeless, and broke people. (pause) Don’t…do…drugs…please…
Eddy walks off camera. Daek and Soup Nazi are laughing like pirates