This was done for class.

 

 

 

EXT. BACK YARD – DAY

 

Two friends on patio chairs are talking.

 

Soup Nazi

(lazily)

Arr! I want the rockin’ chair

 

Daek

Give me a rock!

 

Soup Nazi picks up a rock and hands it to Daek

 

Daek

No, you idiot! I mean a rock of coke!

 

Daek pulls out a violin, and Soup Nazi starts laughing hysterically

 

Soup Nazi

HAR HAR HAR! That’s some good Banjo playin there!

 

ANOTHER ANGLE where EDDY walks into frame and looks at camera

 

Eddy

A quiet day in the backyard, shooting and smoking anything you can find. This leads to uneducated, homeless, and broke people. (pause) Don’t…do…drugs…please…

 

Eddy walks off camera. Daek and Soup Nazi are laughing like pirates

 

FADE OUT