Ghostwroter Episode 1

(theme song)

Jump: Hellooooo!

 

Everyone else: Hello hello hello!

 

Ghostwroter (flies through the air): Whoosh!

 

Hop: Now its time

 

Skip: To say hello,

 

Gallop: Hi,

 

Run: Ollah!

 

Walk: Moo!

 

Jump: We’re a bunch of losers, with no families,

 

Hop: That’s why we have the gift, of talking to a big green glob that flies!

 

Skip: As well as poos-

 

Gallop: And pees!

 

Run: Peas not peeeeees!

 

(Everyone starts punching each other, a big title appearing over their heads. They stop and jump, screaming)

 

Everyone: GHOSTWROTER!!!

 

(Ghostwroter flies across the screen revealing the episode’s name)

 

Don’t Go To Austrailia!

 

Jump: Hey, guys

 

Everyone else: Hi, Jump!

 

Ghostwroter (flies through the air) spells out: Helloooo!

 

Jump: I’m sorry guys, I have to move to Austrailia with my parents…

 

Skip (patting Jump on the back): Its ok, Jump. I understand…can I have your money?

 

Hop: Wait a minute! *I* want his money!

 

Gallop: What are you guys talking about? We’re all piss broke, and he doesn’t even have parents!! (points at Jump, accusingly)

 

Jump (looking around): Um um um um um um um…

 

Gallop: We live in the same cardboard box, together!

 

Jump: That’s it! You die NOW!!

 

(Jump jumps after Gallop, but he gallops away)

 

Jump: I hate my name, I always have to jump wherever I go because of it

 

Ghostwroter spells out: Its ok, Jump. Write me a message!

 

Jump: Ok…

 

(Jump writes “You SUCK” on the floor)

 

Jump: THERE! Ya HAPPY?! I don’t see why we have a green glob instead of a FUCKING HOUSE!

 

Skip: He’s cute, that’s why

 

(Jump blinks a few times)

 

Jump: He doesn’t have a fuckin’ face!!!

 

Run: So?

 

Walk: I still love him!

 

(Walk hugs Ghostwroter)

 

Everyone except Jump: Awwww!!

 

Jump (smacks his head): How’d I get stuck with you losers, anyhow?

 

Run: Remember? Our parents were all seperated at birth and then when they had us they all said “we don’t like children” so they dumped us in a cardboard box in New York with Ghostwroter. Plus, we got these nifty pens!

 

(Run waves the pen he has in the air)

 

Jump (looking at his own pen): ………………………………………………………………oh yeah………..

 

Run: I’m hungry, what do we have in our pickle jar?

 

Gallop: Well, we have a parrot’s head, a calculator and a street sign

 

Run: I’ll take the street sign

 

(Gallop gives him the street sign and Run starts eating it)

 

Walk: Ok, we have to find a way to find out whether we’re girls or boys

 

Jump: I know I’m a boy

 

Ghostwroter spells out: I’m a glob

 

Walk: I’m a girl

 

Gallop: I’m a boy

 

Run: I’m a boy

 

Skip: I’m a girl

 

Hop: I’m a bisexual transvestite

 

(everyone looks at Hop)

 

Hop (looking from side to side): What? oh…I’m a girl……yeah, that’s it

 

Jump: Ok

 

Gallop: So, how about them Dodgers?

 

Walk: We live in New York

 

Run: So?

 

Walk: They’re in LA………

 

Gallop: THEY GOT TRADED!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

Ghostwroter spells out: Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

(end)

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