Everyone else: Hello hello hello!
Ghostwroter (flies through the air): Whoosh!
Hop: Now its time
Skip: To say hello,
Jump: We’re a bunch of losers, with no families,
Hop: That’s why we have the gift, of talking to a big green glob that flies!
Skip: As well as poos-
Gallop: And pees!
Run: Peas not peeeeees!
(Everyone starts punching each other, a big title appearing over their heads. They stop and jump, screaming)
(Ghostwroter flies across the screen revealing the episode’s name)
Don’t Go To Austrailia!
Jump: Hey, guys
Everyone else: Hi, Jump!
Ghostwroter (flies through the air) spells out: Helloooo!
Jump: I’m sorry guys, I have to move to Austrailia with my parents…
Skip (patting Jump on the back): Its ok, Jump. I understand…can I have your money?
Hop: Wait a minute! *I* want his money!
Gallop: What are you guys talking about? We’re all piss broke, and he doesn’t even have parents!! (points at Jump, accusingly)
Jump (looking around): Um um um um um um um…
Gallop: We live in the same cardboard box, together!
Jump: That’s it! You die NOW!!
(Jump jumps after Gallop, but he gallops away)
Jump: I hate my name, I always have to jump wherever I go because of it
Ghostwroter spells out: Its ok, Jump. Write me a message!
(Jump writes “You SUCK” on the floor)
Jump: THERE! Ya HAPPY?! I don’t see why we have a green glob instead of a FUCKING HOUSE!
Skip: He’s cute, that’s why
(Jump blinks a few times)
Jump: He doesn’t have a fuckin’ face!!!
Walk: I still love him!
(Walk hugs Ghostwroter)
Everyone except Jump: Awwww!!
Jump (smacks his head): How’d I get stuck with you losers, anyhow?
Run: Remember? Our parents were all seperated at birth and then when they had us they all said “we don’t like children” so they dumped us in a cardboard box in New York with Ghostwroter. Plus, we got these nifty pens!
(Run waves the pen he has in the air)
Jump (looking at his own pen): ………………………………………………………………oh yeah………..
Run: I’m hungry, what do we have in our pickle jar?
Gallop: Well, we have a parrot’s head, a calculator and a street sign
Run: I’ll take the street sign
(Gallop gives him the street sign and Run starts eating it)
Walk: Ok, we have to find a way to find out whether we’re girls or boys
Jump: I know I’m a boy
Ghostwroter spells out: I’m a glob
Walk: I’m a girl
Gallop: I’m a boy
Run: I’m a boy
Skip: I’m a girl
Hop: I’m a bisexual transvestite
(everyone looks at Hop)
Hop (looking from side to side): What? oh…I’m a girl……yeah, that’s it
Gallop: So, how about them Dodgers?
Walk: We live in New York
Walk: They’re in LA………
Gallop: THEY GOT TRADED!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ghostwroter spells out: Hahahahahahahahahaha