This is a script for a really boring court movie
Courtroom. There is a judge (Sally), a prosecutor (Bob) a defendant (Billy), and a jury (12 people)
Sally: Order, ORDER!!
Guard: All rise…for the pledge of allegiance!
Bob: Why are you laughing?!
Billy: Answer his question!
Jury #1: OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR!! The defendant is clearly badgering the witness!
Sally: You’re not supposed to do that! Jury members don’t make objections!
Jury #1: I do what I want. ::Jumps out of the jury box and runs out of the courtroom::
Sally: Okay…so now we need another jury member.
Guard: Ooh, ooh! Me! MEEE!!!
Bob: Oh, so now you want to talk, huh?
Billy: Yeah, now, huh?
Bob: Shut up! I was talking! Have you no manners? ::starts crying::
Guard: So can I be a jury member or what?
Sally: Well, you sure can’t be a guard…
Guard: I’ll take that as a “yes!” ::dives into the jury box:: Hoo-Wah!!
Sally: Can we get on with this case? Is the prosecutor still crying?
Billy: I think I really hurt his feelings
Sally: Court will recess until tomorrow.
Billy: But I was gonna WIN!!!
Jury #2: I hate these court movies, they’re so boring.
Sally: Don’t worry about it…you wouldn’t understand
Sally: Order! ORDER!! Okay, start the argument things.
Bob: I am here to prove that Billy’s client is guilty.
Billy: An I am paid to say that he isn’t
Sally: And where are your clients?
Bob: Umm…they couldn’t make it
Billy: They had reservations at Rocky Cola
Sally: Okay…well, I am a bit hungry myself, maybe I’ll go too. Court will recess until tomorrow
Guard: It’s tough work being on this jury. HAHAHA!!! Get it?!
Jury #3: Do you have to sit next to me?
Sally: This case is ending today!
Bob: That’s the spirit!
Billy: I guess…
Sally: Okay, prosecutor, present your evidence and stuff.
Bob: I don’t WANT to! ::runs out of the court room::
Sally: Fine. Jury, have you made a decision?
Jury #12: Yes. We feel the defendant is- ::Jury #12 spontaneously combusts::
Billy: Gasp! How do we know who won?!
Jury #11: The defendant is- ::he spontaneously combusts::
Sally: How strange… ::All jury members spontaneously combust:: I guess we’ll just have to wait for a sequel…