Tyson and Friends Episode 1

Announcer: What happens when you put a bunch of boxers into a house to live with each other? You get…TYSON AND FRIENDS!!!

 

(Tyson, Oscar, and Evander are sitting on a couch watching TV)

(Tyson is flipping through the channels with the remote)

 

Oscar: Man, they ain’t no good thing on!

 

Evander: no, its they ain’t nothing good on!

 

Oscar (yelling in Evander’s face): I say how I want!

 

Evander (yelling in Oscar’s face): No! It’s, I say how I want to!

 

Oscar: I NO CARE!

 

Evander: SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE!

 

(Evander shoves Oscar out of his face)

 

Ruben “Hurricane” Carter (yelling from the back): Would you shut the hell up before I beat you down wit my cane?!?

 

Oscar (standing up and yelling toward the back): You cannot beat me wit silly cane, old man!

 

Tyson: Sit yo’ ass down!

 

(Tyson tugs on Oscars shirt till he sits down)

(there’s a knock at the door)

 

Tyson (yelling at the door): Who is it?

 

Oscar: YA! WHO IT BE?

 

Betsy: It’s Betsy!

 

Tyson: GO AWAY BETSY!

 

Oscar: Yes! Go away, we no want sugar today!

 

Evander: …and I dont wanna see your tight tiger skin pants on your flabby legs!

 

Betsy: Oh, comonnn….I have meat clips on today!

 

(all of them make weird faces)

 

Tyson, Oscar and Evander: EWWW!!

 

Tyson (whispering to Oscar and Evander): I know a way to get rid of her!

 

(Tyson takes out an old Arabian lamp from the couch)

 

Tyson (holding the lamp high up to the light): SEE???

 

Oscar: What it do?

 

Tyson (dissapointed): You are supposed to squint because the lamp is so shiny!

 

Evander: Its not shiny…its dirty!

 

(Tyson punches Evander on the arm)

 

Tyson: NO…it ain’t

 

Ruben “Hurricane” Carter: I want some milk!

 

(Oscar stands up and yells toward Ruben’s room)

 

Oscar: I no want give milk!

 

(Tyson rubs the lamp and a thing comes out of it)

 

Evander (looking up at the cloud of smoke taking a shape): Is that…Mohammed Ali???

 

Mohammed Ali: What do you want master?

 

Tyson: I want you to get rid of Betsy…

 

(Betsy knocks on the door again)

 

Tyson: …and give old Ruben some milk.

 

Oscar: I solve problem!

 

(Oscar opens the door and lets Betsy in)

 

Betsy: I knew you’d come around!

 

Oscar: I no want milk! Give Ruben milk!

 

(Betsy runs to Ruben’s door and opens and closes it)

 

Ruben: HUH??? Betsy! How did you get in here??

 

(kissing sounds come from Ruben’s bedroom)

 

Ruben: NOO!!! HELP ME!!! HELP ME! I’M TOO OLD FOR THIS!

 

Tyson (looking at the bedroom door): well…I guess that’s ok…

 

(Tyson looks up at Mohammed)

 

Tyson: You can go into the lamp now…

 

Mohammed: …ok…

 

(Mohammed disappears into the lamp)

(Tyson picks up the remote control and starts flipping through the channels again)

 

Tyson: Well, there’s nothing on…

 

Evander: Yeah, I guess so…

 

Oscar: Let make prank phone call!

 

Tyson: Hey, that’s a good idea!

 

Oscar (tapping his head with one finger): I know I be smart

 

(Evander yawns)

 

Evander: Its a little late…let’s do it tomorrow…

 

Tyson: Yeah, I guess it is pretty late…

 

(everybody goes to their bedrooms and go to sleep)

(end)

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