10. you have to have the barcode battler to play that game
9. that game isn’t compatible with any nintendo system
8. that game is already reserved for me
7. (offer a bribe)
6. execute a psycho crusher through this person to the game
5. take a hostage
4. i lost a contact lens — dont move!
3. sneeze on the game
2. hey! is that cindy crawford?
1. i’m buying the game for an orphanage