Phoenix: Got a question for you…
Phoenix: How do you not sexually haress a person applying to be a product tester at a dildo factory?
davepoobond: i dont really understand the question
davepoobond: is that a trick question
Phoenix: Well if some woman is applying to test dildos how exactly do you notsexually harass her?
davepoobond: dont talk to her?
Phoenix: It’s not really a trick question, I’m seriously wondering.
Phoenix: Well you’d want to um…. see how she’d handle the possition wouldn’t you?
davepoobond: just dont talk to her and dont say anything specific about her job like “how’s the dildos going”
Phoenix: No I mean if she were applying for this job, and you were the interviewer
davepoobond: say something like “we test our products by actually using them, as you may know, since you’re applying to a tester”
Phoenix: but how would you know if she were good or not, she’d have to test them
davepoobond: you dont have to see if she’s good or not
Phoenix: you do if you want a quality operation!
davepoobond: its the same way with video game testers
davepoobond: you dont watch them play
davepoobond: so why would u watch someone sticking a dildo in them
Phoenix: to see if you tink they’d be hurt easily and sue you
davepoobond: they cant. you pry dont offer insurance in testing use
Phoenix: brb, need to roast 24 marshmallows on a stick
Phoenix: mmm… yummy