davepoobond: are you potty trained?
kiki: umm well I thought I was..but I think I am getting on potty trained…why do you ask?
davepoobond: no reason
kiki: hmm well r u a guy or a girl?
kiki: hmm do you eat bannanas?
davepoobond: lots of them
kiki: no wonder you are so weird! you obviously need some peanutbutter..well you came to the right place I am a peanut god
kiki: yup so go over there and get some peanutbutter—>
kiki: got it?
kiki: good now you will come flying into the clouds and jump on the frogs w/ me?! ok?
davepoobond: i will
kiki: you are the shit dude
kiki: straight from the cat’s ass
davepoobond: you are too
davepoobond: right from the baby’s smelly diaper
kiki: well I don’t think that I wanna be that shit…baby’s are like pop they are good untill they make you sick then you can’t stand them
davepoobond: yeah and
davepoobond: unh hunh
kiki: where do you live and why?
davepoobond: earth, because i was damned
davepoobond: i sleep on a bed of bowling balls
kiki: i sorry you can come sleep on the grass w/ me…but it is snowing but that’s ok we can make snow angles