Everyone knows that Fortune Cookies have some important things to tell us about our future. Most of the time they don’t make much sense as a “future prediction.” But that is true until you add the suffix of “…in bed!” That favorable fortune you just cracked out of your sugary cookie from your favorite Chinese food establishment just got sexy!
So, here’s a list of Fortune Cookie messages — you can add “…in bed” to the end of them and they will become super sexualized and funny!
If you have more fortunes, feel free to leave a comment and I will add it to the list.
The world will soon be ready to receive your talents …in bed!
Be willing to be uncomfortable. Be comfortable being uncomfortable. It may get tough …in bed!
The person closest to you is more important than you realize …in bed!
You’ll get more secure and confident in your relationships with co-workers …in bed!
We do three kinds of jobs, cheap, quick, and good …in bed!
An enjoyable vacation awaits you …in bed!
The current year will bring you much happiness …in bed!
Don’t look back, always look ahead …in bed!
Happy events will take place shortly in your home …in bed!
An important discussion will take place today …in bed!
Nothing can keep you from reaching your goals …in bed!
Try something new today …in bed!
Watch for a stranger near you to soon become a friend …in bed!
When in doubt, let your instincts guide you …in bed!
Now is the time for peace in your life. Go along with other’s ideas …in bed!
You will soon be changing your present line of work …in bed!
You are the center of every group’s attention …in bed!
You may lose the small ones but win the big ones …in bed!
People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner …in bed!
Express your talents in art and music …in bed!
You will do well to expand your horizons …in bed!
You could prosper in the field of medicine …in bed!
The sky’s the limit this month …in bed!
The strengths in your character will bring you serenity …in bed!
You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands on …in bed!
Your investment of time in work or school next week is important …in bed!
Your next business venture will be very profitable …in bed!
You will be involved in many humanitarian projects …in bed!
If you look in the right places, you can find good offerings …in bed!
Find release from your cares, have a good time …in bed!
You will soon be crossing the great waters …in bed!
Turn your thoughts within — find yourself …in bed!
A thrilling time is in your immediate future …in bed!
Someone from your past will happily re-enter your life soon …in bed!
Soon, you will receive pleasant news …in bed!
You will find your horizons suddenly broadened …in bed!
A pleasant surprise is in store for you soon …in bed!
You are attracted to things with an exotic flavor …in bed!
Many pleasurable and memorable adventures are in store for you …in bed!
Next week, green is a lucky color for you …in bed!
Tomorrow your friend or partner will tell you some exciting news …in bed!
On Friday your creative side will shine forth with exceptional ideas …in bed!
A thrilling time is in your future …in bed!
Next summer, you will dance to a different beat …in bed!
Nothing can keep you from reaching your goals. Do it! …in bed!
Don’t underestimate yourself. Your social skills are needed by others at this time …in bed!