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When a farmer returned home from a vacation in Hawaii, his neighbor asked him to describe what a hula dance was like.  Naturally the farmer explained the exotic dance in his own simple way.  “The dancers put a crop of hay in the front field,” he said, “and they put another crop of hay in the back field.  Then when the music starts, they rotate the crops.”

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