The lovesick girl waits as the fortune-teller gazes into her crystal ball.
“Do you see a boyfriend in my future?” she asks.
“Yes,” says the fortune-teller. “I see some good news and some bad news. The good news is that on this very night you will meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger.”
The girl couldn’t believe her good fortune. “Oh, that’s so exciting!” she cries. “I’m dying to meet him!”
The fortune-teller raises her eyebrow. “yes, I know. You see, the bad news is that his name is Count Dracula!”