So I was driving to my internship and finding a place to park earlier today, and I see this dude wearing only his boxers and a weird teal shirt that was showing entirely too much shoulder and weird moccasin-type footwear.
To my displeasure, the man’s ass crack began to show, like half of his ass. I thought to myself, "this could not be any worse." But it did. As I was parking (he was right by where I was parking), he bends down and picks something up. I tried to look away, but I was forced to have him in my peripheral vision since I was still driving.