davepoobond: chief, where have you been? our reservation lands have been taken over by the white folk!
FireChiefGram: who is this
davepoobond: I’m the witch doctor
davepoobond: of our tribe
davepoobond: don’t you remember?
davepoobond: i’m communication to you through telekensis
davepoobond: it just happens to come out on AOL instant messenger
FireChiefGram: wrong chief i am a fire fighter chief
FireChiefGram: take the name firechiefgram
I get warned to 35%.
davepoobond: ok, why are you warning me?
I warn him back to 10%.
Goddamn fire chiefs.