davepoobond: chief, where have you been? our reservation lands have been taken over by the white folk!

FireChiefGram: who is this

davepoobond: I’m the witch doctor

davepoobond: of our tribe

davepoobond: don’t you remember?

davepoobond: i’m communication to you through telekensis

davepoobond: it just happens to come out on AOL instant messenger

FireChiefGram: wrong chief i am a fire fighter chief

davepoobond: darn

FireChiefGram: take the name firechiefgram

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I get warned to 35%.

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davepoobond: ok, why are you warning me?

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I warn him back to 10%.

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Goddamn fire chiefs.