#10472: MyLeftTesticle -> davepoobond

MyLeftTesticle: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

davepoobond: one sniffs others butts

MyLeftTesticle: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

davepoobond: heh

MyLeftTesticle: Why does the bride always wear white?

davepoobond: to symbolize the fact that everyone loves her

MyLeftTesticle: Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

davepoobond: heh

MyLeftTesticle: What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

davepoobond: what

MyLeftTesticle: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

davepoobond: heh

MyLeftTesticle: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?

davepoobond: people weren’t racist there

MyLeftTesticle: Everyone has the same DNA.

MyLeftTesticle: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

davepoobond: urrh i dont get that one

davepoobond: dont know

MyLeftTesticle: Breasts don’t have eyes.

davepoobond: heh

MyLeftTesticle: What’s the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?

davepoobond: southern always have it during the civil war

davepoobond: and they’re winning

MyLeftTesticle: A Northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time.” A Southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.”

davepoobond: lol

MyLeftTesticle: That’s some funny stuff.

davepoobond: yep

MyLeftTesticle: I can’t believe you don’t get the OJ one. That’s priceless.

davepoobond: what’d it mean though

MyLeftTesticle: Eh, I didn’t really get it either. Heh.

davepoobond: heh

MyLeftTesticle: Dude, I got a PS2 for Christmas. Good times.

davepoobond: thats cool

davepoobond: what games you got

MyLeftTesticle: Yeah. I got 4 games with it too. My girlfriend brought over a shit load more the next day. I’ve got Jak and Daxter, Gran Turismo 3, SOCOM: Navy SEALS, Kingdom Hearts (my sisters wanted that game; it looks pretty cool, too), Soul Reaver 2, Kessen 2, Dark Cloud, The Bouncer, and a bunch of other games, too.

davepoobond: wow

davepoobond: ur girlfriend gave games to you?

davepoobond: Kingdom Hearts is really fun though

MyLeftTesticle: Yes and yes.

MyLeftTesticle: I beat Soul Reaver 2 the other day. Man, that is THE BEST game EVER!

davepoobond: you’ve got more games than me and i’ve had my PS2 for a year >.>

MyLeftTesticle: I’m also 95% done with Jak and Daxter already. Fun game.

MyLeftTesticle: Heh.

MyLeftTesticle: I’m already burnt out on it, though.

davepoobond: after a week?

MyLeftTesticle: Yep.

davepoobond: do you have gta3 or vice city?

MyLeftTesticle: No.

davepoobond: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo borrrrrrrrreeeeedddddd

MyLeftTesticle: How ’bout I give you a spoon.

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: :-!

MyLeftTesticle: So you can eat my ass.

davepoobond: that’d be good

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: what i’ve always wanted

MyLeftTesticle: I know.

MyLeftTesticle: gtg, peace.

davepoobond: k bye

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