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Joke #5599
Q: How do you get a Jew to commit suicide?
A: Throw a quarter on the L.A. expressway at rush hour.
Joke #5598
Q: Did you hear about the jewish child molester?
A: He hid in the bushes and said, “Hey little girl, wanna buy some candy?”
Joke #5597
Q: You’re in an elevator with a rattlesnake, a serial killer, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets in it. What should you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Joke #5596
Q: How does Santa Claus know he’s at a Jewish house?
A: Parking meters on the roof.
Joke #5595
Q: What did the Jewish father say when his son asked him for twenty dollars?
A: “Fifteen dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?
Joke #5594
Q: Why did the Jewish wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Someone dropped a quarter.
Joke #5593
Q: What should you do before a Jewish dentist puts you under?
A: Hide your wallet.