Q: What do VCR tapes do on their day off?
A: They unwind.
Tag Archives: VCR
Joke #18187
Q: What did the remote control say to the VCR?
A: “May I be forward with you?”
Joke #18186
Q: What did the VCR say to the radio?
A: “You just don’t get the picture, do you?”
Joke #18185
He’s so brainwashed by TV his parents bought him a VCR with On-Screen Deprogramming.
Quote #13565
“the more VCRs you have, the more videocassettes you’re gonna sell. It makes sense, doesn’t it?”
– Dr. OldNBald
VRC
VRC – n. a type of VCR, but its a fake one, which only plays recorder cassettes. It stands for Video Recorder Cassette <see recorder cassette>
sertyr
sertyr – v. to wonder when VCRs will be obsolete. Oops too late.
heapx
heapx – v. to leave a Jenna Jameson porno in your VCR for a solid month
brengel
brengel – v. to cook something with a VCR