u gonna stay online while poo-ing?
i was thinking about wayyy back when on Prodigy
i used to have all these friends.
tons of’em!
years ago. all gone.
probably dead.
probably.
curse your poo-ing.
Tag Archives: Valin
What the Critics Say About Squackle
“Ummm…….can we all say that’s a fucked up site??” – whitemagic
“I never squackled in public until I saw this site.” – BALTAUR SAMA
“Squackle just SQUACKS me up!” – D-Fiance
“Squackle made me piss myself, now i laugh wet” – D-Fiance
“o.o;; no” – Korinu
“Um, a collection of odd stuff?” – Para
“Squackle is God” – Vegichan
“Squackle is the place to go to find the cheapest chicken and turkey prices” – Valin Consulting
“Its…weird?” – Ko-chan
“Its a nice funny site with funny stuff there” – Jippii CEO the CEO of Jippii
“Heh…I dunno” – Bob
“This site has a very deep, profound point. No, I have no clue what it is either and if you know commit yourself. As for me, I submitted stuff to this site and am going to take a bath… I feel all dirty.” – Phoenix
“Every time I’m sitting on the pot and taking a dump I think of Squackle” – MyLeftTesticle
“I want to marry squackle!!!!” – The Peaman Thats Not a Man
“I like squackle… in spanish ducks go cua cua…I have mad cow disease…I like chinese.. WOW that rhymes!” – doughnut
“I love peas, well actually I dont, they are gross, and i also like unicorns and long walks on the beach, and um, also, mmmm.. animal sex.. I love squackle.. mooo” – The Peaman Thats Not a Man
“You are all evil … its great!! I love your site” – Stevo
“…Good….[not] bad…..kill [er]…person who made this site [rules]” – Sane Times
“hi my name’s ralph an i think your site sicks ass. =D” – Poophead
“I’m not gonna waste my data for your stupid web site” – Add None
#5884: Digital War -> Valin
Digital War: hey
Valin: hey man
Valin: what’s up?
Digital War: I moved to my dads, going to school at my dads and im going to run for student council president
Digital War: guess what my main like “objective is
Valin: what?
Digital War: To make the buses smell good
Valin: i like it, i like it.
Digital War: My teacher said that i can go up for school prez
Digital War: And i think ill win because theres this one psychic chick
Digital War: and she tells everyone who they were in there past lives etc..
(my favorite line is the next one.. hehehe – Valin)
Digital War: mostly everyones a shit hole from some shit place
Digital War: but she said i was Ghengis Khan
Valin: really?
Digital War: yeah
Valin: huh.
Digital War: but… shes on a lot of meds
Digital War: She likes her pencil shaveings if you get my drift
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Digital War: back
Valin: wb
Digital War: thanks
Digital War: damn i had to take a shit
Valin: heh
Valin: thanx for letting me know
Digital War: np
Digital War: and its a stinky fello to
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That last line is Brilliance Personified. – Valin
ToAT Recruiting Hall / DPOD -> davepoobond
OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – ToAT Recruiting Hall”. ***
davepoobond: ((well well, who do we have here))
davepoobond: ((lets leave the stuff behind us….lets be friends))
davepoobond: ((or are you still ignoring me))
DPOD: (( you guys come in and ruin our RP room))
DPOD: ((we do not follow the Rhydin Rules))
davepoobond: ((::shrugs::))
DPOD: ((that’s why we only take certain types…most like Rhydin’s ways))
davepoobond: ((i dont like rhydin’s ways))
DPOD: ((i know you are young..but will you allow me to explain why we have the rules like we do?))
davepoobond: ((sure, why not))
–
(in IMs)
DPOD: ok a few years ago..we had this guild by another name..and a sister guild that took Vamps and darks and such.
DPOD: wel we had a great member..she was a great MS champ and love to spar in our skrimishes and such….Turns out the Mun had cancer..we didn’t know until right before she died…anyway
DPOD: she gets in a MS with some jerk vamp types..blows them away and they begin to AA her..constantly..we used to set traps for them and fight fire with fire..but , as you know..most people like that never follow the rules anyway….so she had to spend mosr of her time in PRs.
DPOD: she died 2 xmas’s ago..in the hospital..they had to have xmas a week early for her kids in the hospital.
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(in the chat)
OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.
Maron: ::runs in and slives DPOD::
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 4 98-sided dice: 40 96 40 62
OnlineHost: Valin has entered the room.
Maron: -DPOD is guild killed and will be banned from the ToAT-
Valin: Hello
Maron: ((LMAO!))
OnlineHost: Valin has left the room.
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(in IMs)
DPOD: she asked us to have a guild were normal people can RP and such without the idiots.
DPOD: ::shrugs:: and we did.
DPOD: our rules only pertain to us…Guild death only counts for the members and in out rooms.
DPOD: we do not accept anything from outside our realms…our dice…which everyone starts at 2d20 ,must be earned
DPOD: i started at 2d20 3 years ago.
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(in chat)
davepoobond: ::in::
Maron: ::looks around and spots Dave with a grin…::I so hungry… Got any Toat?
davepoobond: uhh, sorry
davepoobond: the toater is broken
Maron: Maybe there a Toater about…? ::looks around raving the place…::Hmmm?
Maron: Damnit!
Maron: ::growls and walks over to DPODS “Slived” body and pissed on it..::punk
–
(in IMs) davepoobond is thinking “he’s still talking?”
DPOD: we give no free dice for vamps..we don’t even accept them…no one gets nothing unless they earn it…in active members are cut .
DPOD: ::shakes head;:: then you look at the types who come in here some times.
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(in chat)
OnlineHost: Tsenn has entered the room.
Maron: ::still stands swaying his penis pissing on DPOD’S forehead::
davepoobond: gain control of that toothpick
Maron: What toothpick? ::spins around and it whips Dave it the eye::
OnlineHost: Xithril Baegorn has entered the room.
Tsenn: ((so wheres the sliver?))
davepoobond: ::grips his eyes:: AH! MY EYE!
OnlineHost: miss lovable hyper lil mandy! has entered the room.
Xithril Baegorn: ::quick steps carry him into the Inn, with a quick twist of the handle and a push from
Xithril Baegorn: his staff, the door swings open as the man strolls in, grinning like some madman…
davepoobond: whoa! a madman!
davepoobond: ::tackles the “madman”::
Xithril Baegorn: he comes to a rest, his gaze sweeping about the Inn as he sets down his staff with a
Xithril Baegorn: gentle tap upon the floor..::
Xithril Baegorn: ::although, he grinned like a madman, didn’t mean he was one::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::a young ctarl ctarl lady strides into the bar her hips sway softly side to side
davepoobond: ::didnt matter! tackled him anywayyyyys::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: with each step. Her white hair swings lightly from her movements along with her cape
Xithril Baegorn: ::gets tackled, and looks up to him, that grin still upon his face… the staff rolls away
Xithril Baegorn: :: Greetings!!
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: flailing lightly at the bottom. Her hair braided with a gold ring at the bottom
Tsenn: ((::waiting to be slived or be called manure or something::))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: she has a blue triangle apon her right cheek. Her tail sways in
davepoobond: ((marron’s been killed already))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: a flicking motion at the tip. Her blue orbs have a serious look within
Tsenn: ((heh i havent been touched))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Her white brows furrowed showing the facial expression.
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Wearing a collar with a gold bell hooked on the collar
Maron: ((o.o;; When did Marron die?))
davepoobond: ((whoops….never mind heh))
Tsenn: ((when the jackapple slived him?))
Xithril Baegorn: Why did you tackle me! ::he tilts his head slightly…::
davepoobond: ((that was you))
Maron: ((Hmmm? ::wanks Marron out…::BRB DINNAH!))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Her face looking young possibly looking the age 18. Along with wearing a tight
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: body suit.:: ((yada yada and all that junk))
OnlineHost: Brightfire has entered the room.
davepoobond: ::he peered up from his place on the floor, on top of Xithril:: hey aisha…
Brightfire: ((Could I get a look at the application…?))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((need that damn BOT! ))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::looks toward dave:: oh…….you again
Xithril Baegorn: ::his gaze shifts, falling upon -Aisha- a chuckle..:: Can you pick up my staff!
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::looks toward the stranger that dave has tacklized::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: sure
davepoobond: ::he raises a brow:: nu! dont
OnlineHost: Brightfire has left the room.
Tsenn: ::umm well he got some letter about a new location so he decided to check it out sliding on
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::she walked toward the staff bending down she grasps the staff
Tsenn: into the room slowly letting silent footfalls carry him to lean against the wall right next
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: before handing it over toward xithril::
Tsenn: to the door he tilted his head down and skimmed the floor::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((making me wanna go on my cher sn lol))
Tsenn: ((who? O.o))
Xithril Baegorn: ::-DaBond- is ontop of him…. he reaches up, trying to grab it, but can’t quite get it..::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((u lol))
Tsenn: ((eh why?))
OnlineHost: DPOD has left the room.
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((i dunno))
Tsenn: hey uhh dave get off the man already…..
davepoobond: eh….all right then
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::she reachs more so the man can grab it::
davepoobond: ::stands up on top of him, and hops off::
OnlineHost: Raditz has entered the room.
Xithril Baegorn: ::wiggles his fingers finally getting the staff, he grins, and stands::
Xithril Baegorn: Greetings all!
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::blinks lightly as she raises a white brow::
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: hello to u too
OnlineHost: Raditz has left the room.
Tsenn: greetings? eh is that food?
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( ::pounces rick:: hiz!! ::misses:: T.T))
davepoobond: yesssssss……..
Xithril Baegorn: ::a nod is given:: Well then, I wish you all well! ::with that he wonders right on out of
Xithril Baegorn: the bar.::
OnlineHost: Xithril Baegorn has left the room.
Tsenn: ((rick?))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: rich*
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( doh ))
Tsenn: ((who the hell?))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( raditz!))
Tsenn: ((oh that was him?))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((yesh! ::grummbles and ims him:: ))
Tsenn: ((::not as old as her in LotS::))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( ::ish old in lots lol:: ))
davepoobond: ((::heard stuff about raditz::))
Tsenn: ((i know))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((uncle raditz ^.^))
Tsenn: ((since 98 i think))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((::nods nods:: ))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((while i was in school still and uhh a jr? i think lol))
davepoobond: ((how is it uncle…?))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((damn shit im old))
miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( cuz thats what cher calls him))