turd burglar – n. a pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when work taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the turd burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact
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camo-cough
camo-cough – n. a phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a watermelon or to alert potential turd burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an astaire <see watermelon, turd burglars, and astaire>
astaire
astaire – n. a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential turd burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace <see turd burglar>