Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna fish.
Tag Archives: tuna
Joke #18439
My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.
She nudged me and whispered, “Wake up, wake up!”
“What’s the matter?” I asked.
“There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they’re eating the tuna casserole I made tonight.”
“That’ll teach them!” I replied.
Joke #18286
Q: What’s the difference between tuna fish and a piano tuner?
A: A piano tuner doesn’t go well on toast.
If you wrote 1 million and 1 billion on…
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“in the tuna paragraph”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14259
“what if I get carried away and add…”
::draws a fish::
“…don’t put tuna in your BLT”
– Ms. Boms
Joke #11233
Q: Why did the tuna cross the strait?
A: Because it’s the chicken of the sea.
tarsha
tarsha – n. a sasquatch who has tuna crotch and smells like a old dirty douchebag.
Ex. You look like a tarsha.
hinkleshankledodo
hinkleshankledodo – v. to do a back-flip off of a tuna sandwich while saying, “poopiehoopiesloopie”