Sing this like a terrible country song. I guess it’s a work in progress, but I’m not really working on it.
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My barn burned down
My dog died
My tractor don’t work and I sold it for parts
Oh I can’t kiss you
but I —
I can fuck you!
Sing this like a terrible country song. I guess it’s a work in progress, but I’m not really working on it.
–
My barn burned down
My dog died
My tractor don’t work and I sold it for parts
Oh I can’t kiss you
but I —
I can fuck you!
Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?
A: “Where’s my tractor?”
tricarico – v. to jam a basketball in a tractor