“we consider it illegal to masturbate in front of women in this state”
– COPS
“we consider it illegal to masturbate in front of women in this state”
– COPS
“that may have been a serious oops on my part”
– from the TV
Cow: “daddy like!”
– from the TV
“I’m gettin’ away with me magical balloons!”
– from the TV
::random-like::
“I believe I will”
– from the TV
“it holds in all the head from the heat…”
– from the TV
“let’s take a listen”
– from the TV
“The ‘wow!’ without the work!”
– from the TV
“and Lucy? don’t ask”
– I Love Lucy
“eating and talking about sex”
– from the TV
“48 hours, in 18 minutes”
– from the TV
“That was Men Without Hats! But now they’re Known as Men Without Jobs!”
– from the TV
“oh no, I’m frozen!”
– Clifford, The Big Red Dog
“give up, Fluffy Face”
– Clifford, The Big Red Dog
“now I’m Rapunzel with her pretty long hair”
– Clifford, The Big Red Dog