A taxi was slowly creeping along a packed New York City street during rush hour. The passenger in the back seat cried, “Can’t you go any faster?”
The cab driver turned around and quipped, “Yes, I can, but I’m not allowed to get out of the taxi.”
Tag Archives: taxi driver
Joke #13018
Bus and taxi drivers have this uncanny knack for knowing when people are late for work. That’s why they pass them by every time.
Joke #13009
CABBIE: “Where to, buddy?”
PASSENGER: “Drive off a cliff. I’m committing suicide!”
Joke #12985
This has to be the nuttiest of nutty taxi driver stories. One day, a man jumps in his cab and shouts, “Quick! Follow that car.”
And the nutty taxi driver hops out of the cab and runs after the car.
taxi driver
taxi driver – n. someone who drives people around and is a complete ass about it
sucab
sucab – v. to sue a taxi driver