A well-dressed man with a suitcase hailed a cab in New York City and asked to be taken to Times Square, which was only a few blocks away.  The trip took a long time and after the cab passed the same buildings for the fourth time, the passenger said, “Hey!  What’s the big idea?  This trip should have taken ten minutes not two hours.”

“Sorry,” apologized the cabby, “but it’s your own fault.  Why do you go around dressed like a tourist when you’re really a native New Yorker?”