PATIENT: “Thanks to your help, I no longer think I’m a kitty cat. How can I ever repay you?”
DOCTOR: “Well, for starters, you can take that ball of string out of your mouth.”
Tag Archives: string
Joke #12854
Girls, never trust guitar players. They’ll string you along.
fogu
fogu – v. to hold onto a balloon’s string in your mouth
yashida
yashida – v. to steal string
yasuhide
yasuhide – n. a string thief