Tag Archives: stimpyismyname

#10549: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: it says you’ve been online for 12 days

davepoobond: ….wtf

stimpyismyname: weeeeeiiird

davepoobond: no it doesnt

davepoobond: it says 2 minutes

stimpyismyname: does for me

stimpyismyname: 12 days 3 hours 14 minutes

davepoobond: are you sure its not on another name

stimpyismyname: yep

stimpyismyname: who cares

stimpyismyname: its just weird

davepoobond: whateve

#10521: stimpyismyname -> Holmes

stimpyismyname: could you do me a favor and find the sfx that plays when doug funni gets some from patty?

stimpyismyname: dudadudaleee waaaahhhhoooooweeeeeeeoooh

stimpyismyname: pleeeease

Holmes: what?

stimpyismyname: didnt you ever watch doug

stimpyismyname: on nickelodean

Holmes: yeah

stimpyismyname: you know when patty talks to doug that music plays

stimpyismyname: baaaooohwwahhhhoohh

stimpyismyname: ..do you know what im talking about?

Holmes: somehwta

Holmes: but thats gonna be a bitch to find

stimpyismyname: well you dont have to..

Holmes: can’t find it anywhere

stimpyismyname: o well

Holmes: what should i look for?

Holmes: doug funnie download music?

stimpyismyname: i dont know

stimpyismyname: i guess its not that important

stimpyismyname: heh

stimpyismyname: dougandpatty.wav

stimpyismyname: search for that

Holmes: why don’t you just watch doug and get a microphone out, then when he;s about to meet patty, turn your micrphone on and record it?

stimpyismyname: never!

Holmes: uh ok

Holmes: then tell dave to do it

stimpyismyname copied and pasted the whole IM to davepoobond while he was away, basically telling him to look for it.

#10518: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: h

Auto response from davepoobond: i’m away, so that means i’m not here, which also means i might be here but i dont really want to talk to you which also brings up the fact that i am actually here and that means that i not actually away which means that i’m here, but not away, but i have my away message on which means i am away….

stimpyismyname: haaha… oh boy

stimpyismyname: that a GOOD one…

stimpyismyname: dave

stimpyismyname: hey dave

stimpyismyname: hey

stimpyismyname: you there

stimpyismyname: heeeeellllooooo

stimpyismyname: dave

stimpyismyname: hey

stimpyismyname: hey dave

An hour later…

stimpyismyname: hey dave are you back now

stimpyismyname: dave’

Another hour later…

davepoobond: god people on starcraft are so gay

stimpyismyname: you were playin that

stimpyismyname: hah

davepoobond: yeah well

#10517: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

davepoobond: u wanna do somthin tomorrow

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: oook

stimpyismyname: like videot games

davepoobond: i dont know whatever

stimpyismyname: haha

davepoobond: or work on web sites

davepoobond: that’d be more productive wouldn’t it

stimpyismyname: ooooh

stimpyismyname: or we could study

davepoobond: i’m gonna be here all alone, so i have to take advantage of it

davepoobond: so i can stay on the whole time

davepoobond: yeah yeah

stimpyismyname: i could tutor your spanish

davepoobond: that’s a good idea

davepoobond: for free right

stimpyismyname: uhhhh…yeah…

davepoobond: we can spend our vacation away from school doing stuff FOR school

davepoobond: BRILLIANT

stimpyismyname: ill sell you spanish book. real cheap. you get no better deal

davepoobond: or maybe if you give it to me for free

davepoobond: and you wont have to pay for vagrant story or the pizza

stimpyismyname: oh yesah, i didnt pay you

#10510: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: abcddddddddddddndndnddd

Auto response from davepoobond: i’m at my bass lesson

davepoobond: thats good

stimpyismyname: suck my dick

stimpyismyname: I got a fatty for you right here

davepoobond: …ook

stimpyismyname: in my trousers

stimpyismyname: thats Nose…

davepoobond: no shit

stimpyismyname: not

stimpyismyname: it’s actually my dick typing

davepoobond: wow you have the most talented shlong in the world

davepoobond: must be great to be on the receiving end

stimpyismyname: I have to squat to compensate for the shortness butn it does its job

stimpyismyname: andy helps a little too

stimpyismyname: ok thasts enough

davepoobond: aww

#10507: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

davepoobond was messing around with the “Share AOL Music” bullshit feature, that listed the name of a song for your buddy to watch the music video for.

stimpyismyname: wanna upload a 507 mb movie to squackle

stimpyismyname: its a 3 min math project

davepoobond: ok, sure i’ll spend a week of my life uploading it

stimpyismyname: ok, sounds good

davepoobond: Picture

davepoobond: oh joy, kid rock and sheryl crow

stimpyismyname: whay a fagget

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: Listen to Kid and his pal Sheryl Crow put some twang into their new video for the song ‘Picture.’

stimpyismyname: i dont want to watch this

davepoobond: dont

davepoobond: I’d Do Anything

davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTTHINNNGGGG

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: JUST TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS

davepoobond: BUT I’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH

davepoobond: SOMEHOW I CANT PUT YOU IN THE PAST

davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTTHINNGG

davepoobond: JUST TO FALL ASLEEP WITH YOU

davepoobond: OOOUUU

stimpyismyname: shut the fuck up

#10506: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: cockknocker

davepoobond: lol

stimpyismyname: cunt rag

stimpyismyname: let me know when one strikes your fancy

stimpyismyname: cunt cunt

stimpyismyname: dousch rocket

stimpyismyname: queerboat

davepoobond: i think cunt rag did it for me

stimpyismyname: good to know

stimpyismyname: noodles

stimpyismyname: snoogins

stimpyismyname: yeah… that was Nose and elmoisfurry

stimpyismyname: g2g

davepoobond: ok

#10504: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: http://www.infiniumlabs.com/

davepoobond: yeah i heard about that

davepoobond: weird

davepoobond: i said something pretty funny about it

davepoobond: “its a cool name, but if its as big as the XBOX, it’ll be nothing but an expensive booster seat for our kids”

stimpyismyname: uhhhh

stimpyismyname: ok..

davepoobond: isnt that funnnnyyy

stimpyismyname: nooo….

davepoobond: its not huh

stimpyismyname: it doesnt make seeennsseeeee

davepoobond: y’know how kids need to sit higher sometimes

davepoobond: you put it under them and they sit on top of them

stimpyismyname: yes dave

stimpyismyname: whats wrong with big consoles

stimpyismyname: i dont understand

davepoobond: too bigggg

davepoobond: maybe? possibly?

stimpyismyname: is this your inner skinny child crying out for help

davepoobond: ….

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: come on EILEEN

stimpyismyname: oh man

davepoobond: wut

stimpyismyname: :-!

stimpyismyname: thats what

davepoobond: too ra loo ra too ra loo ra

stimpyismyname: da da da da da duh dad de da