stimpyismyname: whats r0x0r
davepoobond: leet for “rocks”
stimpyismyname: ooooook
stimpyismyname: weeeeellll
stimpyismyname: i gotz ta go
stimpyismyname: oook
davepoobond: laterz
davepoobond: haha
stimpyismyname: whats r0x0r
davepoobond: leet for “rocks”
stimpyismyname: ooooook
stimpyismyname: weeeeellll
stimpyismyname: i gotz ta go
stimpyismyname: oook
davepoobond: laterz
davepoobond: haha
davepoobond: damn rain
stimpyismyname: why
davepoobond: just damn it
stimpyismyname: oh ok
stimpyismyname: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/subliminal.html
davepoobond: that was kinda freaky
stimpyismyname: dpm
davepoobond: ?
stimpyismyname: don’t talk to me cuntsock
davepoobond: uhh ok
stimpyismyname: it says you’ve been online for 12 days
davepoobond: ….wtf
stimpyismyname: weeeeeiiird
davepoobond: no it doesnt
davepoobond: it says 2 minutes
stimpyismyname: does for me
stimpyismyname: 12 days 3 hours 14 minutes
davepoobond: are you sure its not on another name
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: who cares
stimpyismyname: its just weird
davepoobond: whateve
stimpyismyname: fart
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: poop
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: hi!
davepoobond: wtf u want
stimpyismyname: what do YOU want
stimpyismyname: blah
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: hey dave, it’s friday
davepoobond: yea it is
stimpyismyname: isnt that special
davepoobond: yeah it is
stimpyismyname: shut up
stimpyismyname: :-!
stimpyismyname: i found a realllly useful xample thingie
stimpyismyname: and i lost the link
stimpyismyname: bwah!
stimpyismyname: ok, found it
stimpyismyname: it actually sucks
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: ok
stimpyismyname: could you do me a favor and find the sfx that plays when doug funni gets some from patty?
stimpyismyname: dudadudaleee waaaahhhhoooooweeeeeeeoooh
stimpyismyname: pleeeease
Holmes: what?
stimpyismyname: didnt you ever watch doug
stimpyismyname: on nickelodean
Holmes: yeah
stimpyismyname: you know when patty talks to doug that music plays
stimpyismyname: baaaooohwwahhhhoohh
stimpyismyname: ..do you know what im talking about?
Holmes: somehwta
Holmes: but thats gonna be a bitch to find
stimpyismyname: well you dont have to..
Holmes: can’t find it anywhere
stimpyismyname: o well
Holmes: what should i look for?
Holmes: doug funnie download music?
stimpyismyname: i dont know
stimpyismyname: i guess its not that important
stimpyismyname: heh
stimpyismyname: dougandpatty.wav
stimpyismyname: search for that
Holmes: why don’t you just watch doug and get a microphone out, then when he;s about to meet patty, turn your micrphone on and record it?
stimpyismyname: never!
Holmes: uh ok
Holmes: then tell dave to do it
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stimpyismyname copied and pasted the whole IM to davepoobond while he was away, basically telling him to look for it.
stimpyismyname: h
Auto response from davepoobond: i’m away, so that means i’m not here, which also means i might be here but i dont really want to talk to you which also brings up the fact that i am actually here and that means that i not actually away which means that i’m here, but not away, but i have my away message on which means i am away….
stimpyismyname: haaha… oh boy
stimpyismyname: that a GOOD one…
stimpyismyname: dave
stimpyismyname: hey dave
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: you there
stimpyismyname: heeeeellllooooo
stimpyismyname: dave
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: hey dave
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An hour later…
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stimpyismyname: hey dave are you back now
stimpyismyname: dave’
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Another hour later…
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davepoobond: god people on starcraft are so gay
stimpyismyname: you were playin that
stimpyismyname: hah
davepoobond: yeah well
davepoobond: u wanna do somthin tomorrow
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: oook
stimpyismyname: like videot games
davepoobond: i dont know whatever
stimpyismyname: haha
davepoobond: or work on web sites
davepoobond: that’d be more productive wouldn’t it
stimpyismyname: ooooh
stimpyismyname: or we could study
davepoobond: i’m gonna be here all alone, so i have to take advantage of it
davepoobond: so i can stay on the whole time
davepoobond: yeah yeah
stimpyismyname: i could tutor your spanish
davepoobond: that’s a good idea
davepoobond: for free right
stimpyismyname: uhhhh…yeah…
davepoobond: we can spend our vacation away from school doing stuff FOR school
davepoobond: BRILLIANT
stimpyismyname: ill sell you spanish book. real cheap. you get no better deal
davepoobond: or maybe if you give it to me for free
davepoobond: and you wont have to pay for vagrant story or the pizza
stimpyismyname: oh yesah, i didnt pay you
stimpyismyname: blah
stimpyismyname: stupid sewers
stimpyismyname: hey
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: hi
stimpyismyname: abcddddddddddddndndnddd
Auto response from davepoobond: i’m at my bass lesson
davepoobond: thats good
stimpyismyname: suck my dick
stimpyismyname: I got a fatty for you right here
davepoobond: …ook
stimpyismyname: in my trousers
stimpyismyname: thats Nose…
davepoobond: no shit
stimpyismyname: not
stimpyismyname: it’s actually my dick typing
davepoobond: wow you have the most talented shlong in the world
davepoobond: must be great to be on the receiving end
stimpyismyname: I have to squat to compensate for the shortness butn it does its job
stimpyismyname: andy helps a little too
stimpyismyname: ok thasts enough
davepoobond: aww
davepoobond was messing around with the “Share AOL Music” bullshit feature, that listed the name of a song for your buddy to watch the music video for.
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stimpyismyname: wanna upload a 507 mb movie to squackle
stimpyismyname: its a 3 min math project
davepoobond: ok, sure i’ll spend a week of my life uploading it
stimpyismyname: ok, sounds good
davepoobond: Picture
davepoobond: oh joy, kid rock and sheryl crow
stimpyismyname: whay a fagget
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: Listen to Kid and his pal Sheryl Crow put some twang into their new video for the song ‘Picture.’
stimpyismyname: i dont want to watch this
davepoobond: dont
davepoobond: I’d Do Anything
davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTTHINNNGGGG
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: JUST TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS
davepoobond: BUT I’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH
davepoobond: SOMEHOW I CANT PUT YOU IN THE PAST
davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTTHINNGG
davepoobond: JUST TO FALL ASLEEP WITH YOU
davepoobond: OOOUUU
stimpyismyname: shut the fuck up
stimpyismyname: cockknocker
davepoobond: lol
stimpyismyname: cunt rag
stimpyismyname: let me know when one strikes your fancy
stimpyismyname: cunt cunt
stimpyismyname: dousch rocket
stimpyismyname: queerboat
davepoobond: i think cunt rag did it for me
stimpyismyname: good to know
stimpyismyname: noodles
stimpyismyname: snoogins
stimpyismyname: yeah… that was Nose and elmoisfurry
stimpyismyname: g2g
davepoobond: ok
stimpyismyname: http://www.infiniumlabs.com/
davepoobond: yeah i heard about that
davepoobond: weird
davepoobond: i said something pretty funny about it
davepoobond: “its a cool name, but if its as big as the XBOX, it’ll be nothing but an expensive booster seat for our kids”
stimpyismyname: uhhhh
stimpyismyname: ok..
davepoobond: isnt that funnnnyyy
stimpyismyname: nooo….
davepoobond: its not huh
stimpyismyname: it doesnt make seeennsseeeee
davepoobond: y’know how kids need to sit higher sometimes
davepoobond: you put it under them and they sit on top of them
stimpyismyname: yes dave
stimpyismyname: whats wrong with big consoles
stimpyismyname: i dont understand
davepoobond: too bigggg
davepoobond: maybe? possibly?
stimpyismyname: is this your inner skinny child crying out for help
davepoobond: ….
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: come on EILEEN
stimpyismyname: oh man
davepoobond: wut
stimpyismyname: :-!
stimpyismyname: thats what
davepoobond: too ra loo ra too ra loo ra
stimpyismyname: da da da da da duh dad de da