stimpyismyname: u probably had naka for breakfast
davepoobond: wat the hell is naka
davepoobond: if its ur mom, then yes i did
stimpyismyname: u should know
stimpyismyname: stupid bleeep
stimpyismyname: look it up
davepoobond: is it in the squackle dictionary?
stimpyismyname: yeeeeeeeeeeesss
davepoobond: u fuk
davepoobond: i didnt eat no naka
stimpyismyname: heh
davepoobond: ur mom ate my naka
stimpyismyname: heheh
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: how many mike and ikes did u get
davepoobond: 1/2 pound worth
davepoobond: pry about 200
davepoobond: i’ll check the box
stimpyismyname: did u eat em all
davepoobond: it says about 19 x 6
davepoobond: so its a little less than a hundred
davepoobond: wtf u talkin bout
stimpyismyname: 19×6
davepoobond: fine then
davepoobond: a little OVER 100
davepoobond: happy
davepoobond: but there’s less than 100 now, cuz i ATE those over 100
stimpyismyname: 19
stimpyismyname: x
stimpyismyname: 6
davepoobond: so i’m right, yer wrong
davepoobond: it says “about 6 servings”
davepoobond: so it can be 6.2434297890 servings
davepoobond: and you wouldnt knowwwwwwwwwww
stimpyismyname: u wanted to know how many were in a 1/2 lb
davepoobond: no i didnt
stimpyismyname: stupid bleep
stimpyismyname: did u go to blockbuster yet
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: an hour ago
stimpyismyname: did u get anythin
davepoobond: 1/2 pound of mike and ikes
stimpyismyname: ok…
stimpyismyname:
stimpyismyname: monkeys
stimpyismyname: ALWAYS
stimpyismyname: look\
davepoobond: do you have any stupid IMs anymore
stimpyismyname: …this one is pretty stupid
davepoobond: yeah it is, but i meant with you IMing other people
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: gimme an sn
davepoobond: just go to a chat room
stimpyismyname: nooooooo
davepoobond: and IM people in there
stimpyismyname: fine
stimpyismyname: i still have aol
stimpyismyname: until the 7
davepoobond: really
davepoobond: thats great
stimpyismyname: so i can go to chatrooms
stimpyismyname: 2th
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: guess what
stimpyismyname: my harvest moon is *rare*
davepoobond: lol
stimpyismyname: wanna buy it
davepoobond: not especially
davepoobond: but how much
stimpyismyname: 20+
davepoobond: 20+?????
stimpyismyname: now that its rare, i can charge whatever i want
stimpyismyname: HAHAHAHAA
davepoobond: ya sure
stimpyismyname: gotta restart soon
davepoobond: ok
stimpyismyname: wanna do something
stimpyismyname: today
davepoobond: i guess so
stimpyismyname: whee sim golf
davepoobond: i have a 1/2 pound of mike and ikes
stimpyismyname: why
davepoobond: have you been playing that all the time
davepoobond: i bought some u ass
stimpyismyname: did u go to blockbuster
stimpyismyname: did u get red faction
davepoobond: no
stimpyismyname: ooooook
stimpyismyname: bye
stimpyismyname: auntjemimima breakin china
davepoobond: heh
stimpyismyname: i saw minority report
davepoobond: good movie huh?
stimpyismyname: but john anderton didnt have one
davepoobond: ?
davepoobond: i forgot what that meant
stimpyismyname: if you have an alternate future
davepoobond: o yeah
stimpyismyname: ji tried out for a clan yesterday
davepoobond: a clan for what
stimpyismyname: counter-strike
davepoobond: did u get in
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: ha
davepoobond: i’m getting 50 cents to go to blockbuster and get my sister an ice cream
davepoobond: isnt that great
stimpyismyname: okkkkk
stimpyismyname: what u gettin at blockbuster
davepoobond: ice cream
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: i see
davepoobond: maybe red faction
stimpyismyname: did u beat dark cloud yet
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: its a 50+ hour game…i’ve played only 20
davepoobond: i’m at the boss at the 3rd place
stimpyismyname: play for a day straight
stimpyismyname: and then 6 hrs
davepoobond: right that’s what i’ll do
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: just bite the bullet and get it over with
davepoobond: what the hell are you talking about
stimpyismyname: how do you go to the hardware list
davepoobond: ?
stimpyismyname: nm
stimpyismyname: “anyone seen scary movie 2? i spent 18hours downloading it then it turned out to be in ****ing spanish!!”
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: loser
davepoobond: lol
stimpyismyname: bobo the ho
davepoobond: wtf lol
stimpyismyname: hi
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: im back lol
davepoobond: what
stimpyismyname: lol
davepoobond: whats so funny
stimpyismyname: lol
davepoobond: u never say lol
davepoobond: u idiot
stimpyismyname: u an idiot
davepoobond: k……………………
stimpyismyname: lol
stimpyismyname: this is mark
davepoobond: ok ya right
stimpyismyname: lol
stimpyismyname: im mark lol
stimpyismyname: bye
davepoobond: burger king is gonna get sold
davepoobond: and also hershey
davepoobond: !!!
stimpyismyname: HUH
stimpyismyname: LATER
davepoobond: NO
davepoobond: WAIT
stimpyismyname: WAT
davepoobond: BURGER KING AND HERSHEY CHOCOLATES ARE GOING TO BE SOLD
davepoobond: YOU DONT UNDERSTANDDDDDDDD
stimpyismyname: YEAH… THAT WAS ALL ANDY
stimpyismyname: bye
stimpyismyname: tu chupas los gatitos gordos.
stimpyismyname: ?verdad?
stimpyismyname: k, bye
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Translation:
stimpyismyname: you suck fat cats
stimpyismyname: right?
stimpyismyname: k, bye
stimpyismyname: go get tactics ogre
stimpyismyname: and a link cable
stimpyismyname: and rent small soldiers
stimpyismyname: and watch it
davepoobond: lol no
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MyLeftTesticle: What’s this?
stimpyismyname: who are you?
MyLeftTesticle: Ask Dave
stimpyismyname: stop bothering me
MyLeftTesticle: lol
MyLeftTesticle: No…
MyLeftTesticle: I can’t help bothering people
MyLeftTesticle: It’s like, my job in life
stimpyismyname: well then die
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Tnnisdude: who are you?
stimpyismyname: bwa hah ha ahaahaha
Tnnisdude: andrew?
stimpyismyname: ?
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: howd u know?
Tnnisdude: no reason
stimpyismyname: …
Tnnisdude: just your profile
stimpyismyname: what ever!!
stimpyismyname: yo
Tnnisdude: yup
stimpyismyname: ya
Tnnisdude: whats up w/ megs?
stimpyismyname: uhhh
stimpyismyname: y know
stimpyismyname: stuff
Tnnisdude: no, I dont know
Tnnisdude: like what?
stimpyismyname: what do you want to know?
stimpyismyname:
davepoobond: did u hear my horn
davepoobond: it sounds kinda muffled
stimpyismyname: yea
davepoobond: k
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: hello
stimpyismyname: HI
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: who is this again?
stimpyismyname: WHO R U?
stimpyismyname: do i know u from unichat?
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: tiffany
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: *angelkisses343
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: i think so
stimpyismyname: ok
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: wuts ur unichat name?
stimpyismyname: kryptonite
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: hmm?
stimpyismyname: or maybe somethin else
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: huh?
stimpyismyname: how’d u get my im sn?
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: no clue
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: haha
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: i think i got it frum u but im not sure
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: but…
stimpyismyname: oh well
stimpyismyname: hi!
stimpyismyname: wassup?
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: hehe hi not much …u
stimpyismyname: nuthn
stimpyismyname: i leave tomorrow
stimpyismyname: for vacation
stimpyismyname: wee!
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: where?
stimpyismyname: oregon
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: oh kew
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: where u frum
stimpyismyname: california
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: where in cali?
stimpyismyname: near la
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: oh
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: im in san jose ova here
stimpyismyname: ok
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: haha
stimpyismyname: do you know davepoobond?
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: well the thing is i had his sn but i dont no how i got it
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: same with u
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: r u guys frends?
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: yea
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: wuts ur name?