The coach of the St. Joseph’s High School baseball team, who happened to be a priest, called time out and ran onto the field to have a talk with his pitcher, a boy named Morgan.

The umpire watched patiently while the priest had a lengthy discussion with his younger hurler.  Finally, tired of waiting, the umpire stormed over to the coach.  “What is this?” he said to the priest angrily.  “A conference or the Sermon on the Mound?”