A father gave his eighteen-year-old son this advice: “Remember, son, stay out of bars. If you go into a saloon, the devil goes with you.”
The son replied, “On what you give me for allowance, he’ll have to buy his own.”
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Joke #11997
FATHER: “So you want to become a doctor when you grow up? What are you doing now to prepare yourself for that line of work?”
SON: “Well, Dad, I’m learning to write real bad and play golf.”
Joke #10905
Q: What did the painter name his son?
A: Art.
Joke #5366
GOOD: Your son’s doing extra credit work.
BAD: Making a sex-ed video.
Joke #5355
GOOD: The teacher likes your son.
BAD: Sexually.
WORSE: He’s gay.