davepoobond: angela

davepoobond: angela!!!

Auto response from Sk8Godezz: Am i the star beneath the stairs? Am i the ghost upon the stage? Am i your anything?

davepoobond: oooh you like AFI

Sk8Godezz: hi whos this?

davepoobond: dave

Sk8Godezz: dave who?

davepoobond: poobond

davepoobond: whos this

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: angela

davepoobond: haha

Sk8Godezz: Angela…

Sk8Godezz: yeah, where do i kno u from?

davepoobond: yeah, you saw me in the magazines

davepoobond: remember

davepoobond: seventeen weekly

Sk8Godezz: no

davepoobond: they send out seventeen different magazines a week

davepoobond: helloooo

Sk8Godezz: nope i have no clue who u r

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: i better talk to my agent

Sk8Godezz: do u go to my school or sumthing?

davepoobond: cause he said everyone under the age of 872 would know me

Sk8Godezz: ooh lol…nope

davepoobond: no, i dropped out of school 5 years ago

davepoobond: in 89

Sk8Godezz: o

davepoobond: y’know, 1989

Sk8Godezz: have i seen u before?

davepoobond: i told you

davepoobond: i’m on seventeen magazines

Sk8Godezz: i dont get those tho

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: you’re a deprived and abused child then

davepoobond: cause EVERYONE gets those

davepoobond: pshh

davepoobond: pshh

davepoobond: even my maid does, and he’s a man

Sk8Godezz: but i dont even want them

davepoobond: WHY THE HELL NOT

davepoobond: THEY SMELL SO GOOD

davepoobond: and its like soft core porn half the time

Sk8Godezz: i dont really like them

davepoobond: soft core porn?

Sk8Godezz: nope 😀

davepoobond: how about hard core

Sk8Godezz: nah

davepoobond: dammit this stupid bitch warned me to 49%!

davepoobond: urrrrghhh

Sk8Godezz: who warned u?

davepoobond: Licmytushi

Sk8Godezz: lol

davepoobond: 99 red balloons floating in the summer sky

davepoobond: panic bells its a red alert

Sk8Godezz: 🙂