(Verse 1: Tune of The Old Gray Mare)
Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
And his friends do stink!
P-U!
(Verse 2: Tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic)
Barney is an awful singer
His voice is painful like a stinger
He must go on Jerry Springer
And there he’ll be disgraced!
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY..
In guild chat…
davepoobond: Sting from the Police!
davepoobond: he was in Dune
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Apparently confused, Dolphziggler whispers me…
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Dolphziggler: wtf you talking about mang?
Dolphziggler: im a wwe nerd… and no idea what u talkin bout willis
davepoobond: Sting, the wrestler, he was in The Police
Dolphziggler: as an officer??
davepoobond: yes
Dolphziggler: where did you hear this?
davepoobond: have you heard of Dune
Dolphziggler: @ whatculturve?
davepoobond: just look up Sting from the Police
Dolphziggler: oh the singer ROFL
Dolphziggler: im thinking the wrestler
davepoobond: theyre the same guy
Dolphziggler: rofl your insane
davepoobond: you dont know theyre not!
Dolphziggler: sting the singer is Gordon Sumner… sting the wwe guy is Steve Borden.. and yes i do because ive seen both live rofl
davepoobond: gordon… borden…
davepoobond: same thing
Dolphziggler: rol dont mess with peoples emotions like that
Dolphziggler: its not nice
davepoobond: but sting was in dune
ouscuen – n. a song sung by a washed up middle-aged adult singer
ahusg – n. a song sung by a child or a chorus of children exclusively. There are no middle-aged washed up adult singers allowed
How about that Rock and Roll singer whose last record was a big flop? His manager says he’s suffering from a slipped disc.
Q: How does a baritone make phone calls?
A: Song distance!
Tom: I wish you’d sing solo.
Laura: Solo?
Tom: So low I couldn’t hear you! Ha ha!
Laura: Not funny! Have you ever heard yourself sing? You should sing tenor.
Tom: Tenor?
Laura: Ten or twelve miles away!
Q: What’s green and sings?
A: “Elvis Parsley!!”
asesparragosed – v. to sing a song in sign language
minekawa – v. to chew gum while singing
vowk – n. a 712 pound singer
stepto – n. a singing bee
efqueaow – v. to trade your brother for a Latin singer
covrapze – n. a stupid song made by a stupid singer