Q: What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing at all?
A: His shadow.
Tag Archives: shadow
Joke #13240
Did you hear about the robber who was so crooked, he could hide in the shadow of a corkscrew?
Joke #13238
Nothing about that young hoodlum is straight. Even his shadow is crooked.
Joke #12909
I know a man who is so fat, he casts two shadows.
asitop
asitop – v. to practice karate against your shadow