sexiled – adj. similar to being exiled, except you will never have sex again, even though you still live in society.

– v. when one returns to one’s dorm to find that one’s roommate is busy in the act of love making, and thus one must find somewhere else to sleep for the night in order to avoid any unnecessary awkwardness. Or, more simply put, one is “exiled” from his room because of “sex”, hence the name.

Ex. That old man has been sexiled.